Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Exploded In Some Poor Woman’s Home!
Some poor woman in the UK had the unfortunate luck of seeing her Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP VAGINA candle explode into flames right before her eyes! And no, we can not confirm what it smelt like!
The actress sells the candle on her wellness website GOOP and claims it smells like her vagina, with scent notes of geranium, citrusy bergamot, cedar and damask rose.
Unfortunately, the vag candle self combusted in the home of the unlucky woman who had received the $75 item as a prize in a quiz.
“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the Sun.
“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,” she added.
Upon seeing the candle explode, Jody and her partner David promptly threw the burning inferno straight out the door!
“It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s vagina candle exploded in my living room,” she said.
“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,” reads the website. “The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’ — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle.)”
A Goop spokeswoman told The Post in a statement that Thompson’s candle wasn’t purchased through the outlet so “we aren’t able to verify its authenticity.”
“However, the factory that manufactures the goop x Heretic candles is certified by The National Candle Association of America, which regulates that candles meet stipulated safety guidelines and ASTM and CPSC fire safety protocols,” Noora Raj Brown said in an email.
“As a precaution, we’ve alerted the manufacturer to the woman’s issue and have also reached out to her to send her some goop products to help pass the days in quarantine,” she added.
Oh goodie! Maybe she received some *jade eggs for her vag instead! Probably safer.
(*Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice. Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg.)