110 Words to Use When You Don’t Want to Say Vagina
110 Words to Use When You Don’t Want to Say Vagina
This is for all the ladies that just cannot bring themselves to say the word vagina. You know for those times you HAVE to go to the doctor because that thrush infection you’ve been battling is just not going away. So instead of saying “Hey doctor, I’ve got a burning, itch happening in my vagina, can you take a look?” or being all shy and just pointing to your crotch or whispering, “down below”… you can insert any of the following words into the end of that sentence! Yeaaa (and not one of them is that four letter ‘C’ word either!)
| 1. Vajayjay 2. Fanny 3. Gash 4. Hoo-haw 5. Banana Basket 6. Panty Hamster 7. Beef Curtains 8. Twat 9. Beaver 10. Sweaty Love Box 11. Coochie 12. Peach 13. Snake Pit 14. Land Down Under 15. Dinner 16. Cooter 17. Penis Fly Trap 18. Red Snapper 19. Trouser Trout 20. Panty Perch 21. Sideways Smile 22. Cherry Pie 23. Dick Microwave 24. Fat Fold 25. Weiner Wagon 26. Pink Penis Caddie 27. Mound 28. Moist Monkey Mauler 29. Devil’s Ditch 30. Pike Purse 31. Dick Skinner 32. Oval Office 33. Hallway 34. Panty Puppet 35. Tuna Melt 36. Ball Backboard 37. Chatterbox 38. Park & Ride 39. Slip n Slide 40. Love Muffin 41. Cock Cubby Hole 42. Bone Collector 43. Duck Billed Fatapuss 44. Horny Hair’s Hobby Hole 45. Penis Pinata 46. Purple Headed Party Shack 47. Penis Parking Lot 48. Baby Vending Machine 49. Glory Hole 50. Horny Halo 51. Right of Passage 52. Main Vein Drain 53. Port of Entry 54. Erection Correction Trench 55. Fun Bag 56. Lovin’ Oven 57. Next to the Butt Nut Hut 58. Warm Apple Pie 59. Honey Pot 60. Whisker Bisket 61. Snoop Nappy Snatch 62. Misty Crevice 63. Landing Strip 64. Hairy Dime Slot 65. Clam Flavored Pothole 66. Snatch 67. Pussy 68. Cave of Wonders 69. Penis Canoe 70. Bearded Oyster 71. Baby Cannon 72. Hippo’s Yawn 73. Juicebox 74. Hand warmer 75. Tampon Tunnel 76. Love Canoe 77. Bearded Clam 78. Soft Shelled Tuna Taco 79. Cockpit 80. Cumdumpster 81. Fuzzy taco 82. Punani 83. Finger Warmer 84. Joy Trail 85. Penis Coffin 86. Velvet Lined Meat Wallet 87. Jizz Creek 88. Slit 89. Cock Sheath 90. Hot Pocket 91. Lasagna Lips 92. Poontang 93. Stabbin’ Cabin 94. Cock Holster 95. Hatchet Wound 96. Stinky Pinky 97. Moose Knuckle 98. Fetus Factory 99. Finger Warmer 100. Anal Alternative 101. Joy Trail 102. Minge 103. Fur Burger 104. Miss Flappy 105. Mr Happy’s Flappy Garage 106. Pink Penis Cushion 107. Cum Muffler 108. Texas Tunnel 109. Front Butt 110. Hair Pie |
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Carolyn Murphy
Carolyn Murphy is a married mother of three and regularly provides us with recipes and strange but true stories about her life. When she’s not here, she can also be found on her website pinkpostitnote.com where all her other recipes are located!
Yes you have missed one, of anyone has read fifty shades of grey it makes me cringe when they say in the books that “Christian touched me on my sex.” Worst reference for vagina ever
We call it lulu. I thought a sticky pinky was something else entirely.