Constance Hall Marries Boyfriend Denim Cooke In Boho Forest Ceremony!
Controversial mummy blogger Constance Hall married boyfriend Denim Cooke on Saturday in a boho inspired commitment ceremony. The dress code was “whatever the f*ck you want” children were welcome to attend and guests were asked to donate money to the Rafiki Mwema charity in place of a gift.
Hall shared a gorgeous photo of the couple during the ceremony which is said to have taken place at the luxury Karriview Lodge in Cowaramup. Guest were given strict orders not to take photos of the event so it was up to the couple to share special moments from their day.
The photo below shared by the mummy blogger was accompanied by the simple line: “I have honestly never been this happy in my life.”
While everything seemed to have gone smoothly, the blogger did admit to feeling some pre-wedding nerves and shared these of Friday in a Facebook post.
“I’ve eaten a whole jar of Cadbury Almonds for the nerves. Of course, the wedding almost didn’t happen. For the first time, we fought all week,” she told her legion of followers.
“A combination of stress and me pushing him to be more of a talker when he just wants a moment to think, and him possibly having a realisation that he’s about to marry a pregnant chick with four small kids who blogs and writes books about every detail of her relationship to the world. I’m not your typical trophy wife. And I’m not for everyone, but neither is he. Neither of our kids were looking for new mums or dads, just friendship and another adult that wants to do stuff with them, can be there for them and to have fun with,” she said. “That’s all they need.”
“The moment that con walked out of the forest a tear was torn in the fabric of time, u probably felt it ….she appeared to me after a rapturous applause at the end of the forest aisle… my heart immediately sank … I tried to compose myself but my my throat spasmed with that weird lump it gets and my tears flowed like rain . This woman was not from earth. She was translucent, ethereal and walking my way to become my wife,” he wrote on his Facebook page.
“I was cool and calm all day. I felt prepared. Or so I had thought. You have never seen and entrance like this woman created … sexy as f*ck with the sexiest sass that rivaled any sex symbol of any time period.”
Congratulations to the happy couple! May your lives be blessed with health and happiness always!