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The Latest Thing In Lingerie: The $35 ASOS Body Bow!

Are you looking for that special piece of lingerie that is somewhere between being nude and well, being even more nude?

Well, your prayers have been answered with the $35 “Unwrap Me” Body Bow, from British lingerie label BlueBella. Their goal is to “inspire female confidence” which is something you most definitely need to rock this piece of ribbon!


According to the description on ASOS, it come is three different colours- red, white and black- and can be tied in a number of ways. The description also says the bow is made of polyester and should only be hand washed.


This piece of ‘lingerie’- and I use the term ever so loosely- reminds me of that other questionable piece of underwear- the C cup! Remember that piece of plastic that kind of balances on your hoohaa and sits in your bum crack?! Yeah that! My bet is the designer of the Body Bow and the C cup are totally hanging out together coming up with more torturous items that they can pass off as underwear.

The C cup.


Yeah…I’ll take a pass on this one thanks!

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Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal is a writer and blogger who loves nothing more than watching back to back episodes of crime shows. Should she ever find herself needing to cover up a crime, she'll know exactly what to do! Her dream is to one day live in Palm Springs where she can do her writing poolside while drinking endless gin and tonics. Mum to the cutest twin boys in the world, she loves nothing more than the sound of their laughter (usually heard when they're conspiring against her). Entertainment writer and pop culture junkie, she will be bringing you all the celebrity gossip and news that your brain can handle. You can follow her blog at and on Instagram at Chrystalovevintage

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