We’re all class this week ladies and gents! Join us for a special gallery concentrating on those little moments in life that happen to the best of us – thankfully though, when it does happen to us, we are not on the world stage in front of a dozen cameras. Enjoy!
Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions
Katherine Heigl suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction at the Las Vegas ShoWest Awards when the strap on her red dress broke in March, 2010.
Katherine was making her acceptance speech after collecting the gong for the Female Star of the Year award, when disaster struck. The shocked actress struggled to hold up the dress and cover her modesty as she continued with her speech.
I have no evidence but plenty of reason to believe that cheeky man in the background was involved somehow.
US Swimmer and Beijing relay gold medallist Ricky Berens tore the back of his swimsuit in a qualifying heat of the 4x100m relay freestyle in 2009 during the World Swimming Championships in Rome. Shortly before stepping up to the starting block, the University of Texas senior leaned down to stretch and his suit tore.
“I kind of freaked out for just a second,” Berens said. “I felt like it was almost down to my knees. I felt like I was putting on a pretty good show.”
Eva Longoria showed a little too much of herself at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this year.
While lifting her high-slitted gown at the Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian) premiere, the actress exposed more than just her legs. So much more that I had to blur and pixelate and then blur some more just to ensure it was considered safe to view with children and/or workmates around!
There are uncensored versions out there on the interwebz if you are so inclined. I’m sure you all know how to Google.
Eva Longoria is not alone: The very same day the “Desperate Housewives” actress showed a little too much skin on the Cannes red carpet, fellow actress Rosario Dawson did the exact same.
Wearing a high-slit gown, Dawson unintentionally flashed the cameras, exposing her nude underwear. (at least she was wearing underwear, right Eva?)
When the 34-year-old “Trance” actress attempted to walk up the steps in a gorgeous, floor-length, sequined white gown, her seriously high slit blew right open and exposed her delicates to the world.
But Dawson, always the professional, didn’t make a scene and simply covered her nether region with her hand, making an “Oopsie!” face to match.
Now I wasn’t going to publish this one. But then I read his quote and just about wet myself. So I will.
Russell Brand is usually one to offer an earful … well now, he’s offering an eyeful.
The British comedian stepped out in some loose — but still very clingy — printed pants on July 9 in Los Angeles. The Bohemian look is certainly a far cry from his skinny jean days.
“If you’ve worn tight trousers for as long as I have, it induces a kind of chaos down there,” he said during his monologue on “Saturday Night Live” in 2011. “And the trousers essentially hold things together. If I take these off, it just springs into chaos. It’s essentially the same principle as a jack-in-the-box.”
And here is another pic of Russell’s butt crack. Which also makes me laugh because he looks like a teenage girl on her way to the shops.
When Hayden Panettiere attended the 2011 Golden Globe awards post-party, her pasties made an appearance right along with her.
Which leaves me pondering – is it better to have your pasties showing or your actual nipples? I mean, you might as well go for gold, right? It’s making news anyway, you might as well go the full monty…
More Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions
The age old question: “Does Gerard Butler wear underwear or does he go commando” has finally been answered.
Gerard Butler Does Not Wear Underwear.
The Scottish actor was photographed earlier this year at the Reagan National Airport in Washington, D.C. when he exposed a good couple of inches of plumber’s crack.
The wardrobe malfunction happened when the movie star was going through security and was re-tying his shoes.
Now to be known forevermore as Gerard Butt-ler.
Katy Perry rocked a bedazzled “Smurfette” dress and blue Louboutins to the New York premiere of The Smurfs in July 2011. Katy voices Smurfette in the film, so the dress is very fitting.
But while greeting fans, the New York breezes whipped up what little there is of her skirt revealing possibly the best bum ever. Bitch.
Zac Efron is pretty to look at … but he might wanna check his pretty in a full length mirror before he leaves the house next time.
The young actor stopped by an office in Beverly Hills earlier this year while flying at half mast.
Usually it’s her boobs that get all the attention, but Sofia Vergara’s bumcheeks got their moment in the spotlight after she suffered a major wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys this year.
The curvy Modern Family star busted out of her own outfit just 20 minutes before taking to the stage with her cast-mates to accept the award for Outstanding Comedy.
“Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!” the Colombian star tweeted along with a photo of her bum cheeks peeking out from behind a broken zipper.
Again, I had to edit this picture A LOT to ensure it was SFW. Apologies for that but I don’t want to break any rules or offend anyone here (I’m guessing that’s a lost cause after the Russell Brand pics though). If you uh, want to see the full effect of the uh, split, it won’t take long for Google to show you a clearer shot of Sofia’s awesome bum.
Jon Hamm is known for two things. One, starring as Don Draper on Mad Men. And two, refusing to wear underwear ever.
I don’t think there is too much to add to this one. There are close ups (and many other instances of this phenomenon) in the land of Google though if you are interested in examining this any further.
We will return to our usual fashion-wise programming next week.
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