The Hateful Eight is Quentin Tarantino’s newest spectacular and on Tuesday night, Jimmy Kimmel had the whole cast on his show to talk about the upcoming film, but one very important person couldn’t make it: Channing Tatum.

While he couldn’t appear in-person, that doesn’t mean he wasn’t able to whip up a hilarious segment titled “Channing Tatum Says 8 Hateful Things To A Kitten.” It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like, and almost as weird!