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A Girls-Only Guide to State Of Origin Rugby League

Girls only state of origin

A Girls-Only Guide to State Of Origin Rugby League

Feign an interest in the big State of Origin game two match on Wednesday night with this handy Girls Guide to State of Origin Rugby League! Catch up on who’s who, get into the vibe and read on for a quick heads up on what’s happening, because a lot of us will have to watch this game whether we’re interested or not!

I am of the understanding that the gorgeous men in our lives may find this match not-so-trivial at all, and will perhaps want to view it loudly, with lots of beer and chips, for about three hours. With this in mind, I thought I would try and make it at least bearable for those of us lacking in interest. You will be well rewarded, I promise.

A few points of note:

  • Queensland always win. They will probably win on Wednesday night. If they do win on Wednesday night, they will win the 3-game series because they already won the first match. Queensland have won 9 out of the last 10 series and the only reason they lost that one year is because they felt sorry for New South Wales. So act surprised if New South Wales do win.
  • The match is being held at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane. The first match was held in Sydney and the third match will be held back in Sydney in three weeks time. If NSW do spring a win on QLD turf, the third match will be “the decider” and will be BIGGER THAN BEN HUR.
  • The players are selected not for their home state or their birth state, but for the state where they played their first registered game of rugby league. Kind of a tricky little loophole in the system that the team officials like to argue over every now and then.
  • The players of each side are the best in the NRL competition, and Origin is like a beefed up grand final spread out over 6 weeks. This shit’s important, yo. To a lot of people, anyway.
  • Kick off is at 8pm AEST, but coverage will start at 7:30pm and go through until about 10:30pm. It will be on Channel 9.

So now that’s out of the way, let’s have a look at the teams. Losers go first.

Now some of these lads are a bit more out there than others. We have the glamour players and the modest quiet ones here, and the very best images of them that google has to offer.

I did my best.

NEW SOUTH WALES BLUES

1 Matt Moylan, fullback

Matt Moylan
make sure you double-knot those bad boys, Matt

2 Blake Ferguson, winger

Blake Ferguson
pictured here before a boxing match of some sort

3 Michael Jennings, centre

Michael Jennings
so pleased this is such a big image

4 Dylan Walker, centre

kinda nice to see at least one of them without tattoos tbh

 

5 Josh Mansour, winger

Josh Mansour
oooh yes please!!

Josh is a hottie so he gets two pictures…

Josh Mansour
You can thank me later.

 

6 James Maloney, five-eighth

James Maloney
that’s him front and centre. I felt no need to crop this image.

7 Adam Reynolds, halfback

Adam Reynolds
lotsa tats on Adam
Adam Reynolds
More Adam Reynolds because he has a gorgeous face too.

8 Aaron Woods, prop forward

Aaron Woods
too cute for words

I just adore this guy. He wears his hair in a headband sometimes and is just the biggest cutie.

Aaron Woods
See? You won’t miss this guy on the field. Hair everywhere.

 

9 Robbie Farah, hooker

robbie farah
doing the Daniel Craig walk out of the water thing

10 James Tamou, prop forward

James Tamou
another lovely big image!

11 Greg Bird, second row

Greg Bird
happily, this is a much smaller image

12 Josh Jackson, second row

Josh Jackson
not Pacey from Dawson’s Creek

13 Paul Gallen, lock forward

Paul Gallen
This is the much respected NSW captain. Yes it is.

15 Tyson Frizell, interchange

Tyson Frizell
#nippletat

16 David Klemmer, interchange

David Klemmer
is he standing next to a bush? what sort of photo shoot is this?

17 Andrew Fifita, interchange

Andrew Fifita
naaaaaaawwwwwwww

18 Jack Bird, interchange

Jack Bird
the better looking Bird. No relation.

 

QUEENSLAND MAROONS

1 Darius Boyd, fullback

Darius Boyd
again, I felt no need to crop this image

2 Corey Oates, winger

Corey Oates
seen here rocking his nanna’s bikini bottoms

3 Greg Inglis, centre

greg inglis
bona fide superstar

4 Justin O’Neill, centre

Justin O'Neill
some of them won’t train shirtless for love nor money, dammit!

5 Dane Gagai, winger

Dane Gagai
gorgeous brown eyes

6 Jonathan Thurston, five-eighth

Jonathan Thurston
oh my! *fans self*

7 Cooper Cronk, halfback

Cooper Cronk
nice swim, Coops?

8 Matt Scott, prop forward

Matt Scott
in the rain too *swoon*
Matt Scott QLD maroons
#dilf

9 Cameron Smith, hooker

cameron smith
Queensland’s captain

10 Josh McGuire, prop forward

Josh McGuire
ugh.. no thanks Josh. I’m good.

11 Matt Gillett

Matt Gillett
#nowords

12 Sam Thaiday, second row

Sam Thaiday
the ultimate dadbod

13 Corey Parker, lock forward

Corey Parker
Another #dilf

Corey Parker has announced his retirement recently so this will be his last Origin series. Love this 34 year old silver fox!

corey parker
I’ve got a thing for grey hair
Corey Parker
one more, just cos I can

14 Michael Morgan, interchange

michael morgan
another cutie

15 Jacob Lillyman, interchange

jacob lillyman
pictured here during a department store undie modelling session

16 Aidan Guerra, interchange

aidan guerra
poor Gordie never looked this good
Aidan Guerra
more Aidan Guerra because he’s a hottie

17 Josh Papalii, interchange

josh papalii
such a nice photo. No nipples, but nice.

18 Ethan Lowe, 18th man

ethan lowe
curls get the girls! maybe

 

Well there you have it. Everything you need to know about State of Origin. I hope this has made it all the more enjoyable to watch!

 

Until next time,

ScreenQueen x

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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