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Married At First Sight 2017 will Feature the Pickiest Groom EVER.

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Married At First Sight 2017 will Feature the Pickiest Groom EVER.

Married at First Sight will return to our screens at the end of January, and we’ve been delighted with news that one of the contestants on the reality show is the pickiest groom in the history of ever.

Ladies, let me introduce you to Michael, a 30 year old stripper from Perth.


It’s not hard to figure out why this guy is still single, you guys.

His list of requirements in a future bride include (but are not limited to):

  • have small ears
  • good teeth
  • physically attractive
  • motivated
  • physically active
  • likes to train
  • fit
  • eats healthy
  • shorter than him
  • wears heels
  • under 60kg
  • no fake hair
  • no fake nails
  • fake boobs okay
  • not pretentious
  • a natural beauty who wakes up beautiful
  • looks fantastic with only a little bit of foundation on (nothing else)
  • not ugly
  • no children
  • must live in or move to his location as he is not moving
  • has direction
  • knows what she wants in life
  • already established

I have news for Michael.


No one should “settle” for love. To quote Bridget Jones, we’re all looking for something just a little bit more extraordinary than the usual offerings. But at the end of the day, if your list of requirements for a potential mate is contradictory at best and downright insulting at worst, you might want to refine it a little. You know, to increase your chances of finding a partner.

Not only that, but can you imagine the type of relationship that this dude could offer? If he’s this picky with the type of woman he wants to date, how is he going to react when she decides she wants to do something he’s not comfortable with?

What if she gains weight? What if she gets sick and loses her natural beauty while receiving treatment? What if she loses her job or decides to get hair extensions and gel nails?

And heaven help her if she falls pregnant.

Not many women would happily sign up for this. I sure as hell wouldn’t. Not if he were rich, famous and built like an Adonis. No way, I like my men comfortable with my human flaws, spirited opinions and slightly oversized ears.

Watch his promotional video here:

Good luck, Michael. And heaven help whoever the MAFS producers decide to pair you with. We’ll be watching.

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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