Parents of Aly Raisman Have a Hard-time at the Olympics
I confess, that when it comes to watching sport on the television I tend to glaze over and drift off into la-la landβ¦.(unless Wales are playing rugbyβ¦or the Kiwi team is doing the hakaβ¦now I could watch that shit all dayβ¦nothing to do with the big rippling biceps, honest!)

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So, (cβmonβ¦refocus Jolene) I havenβt really been paying as much attention to the Olympics as I maybe ought to. But there was one Olympic story that has caught my attention.
US gymnast Aly Raismanβs parents have shot to fame overnight as a video of them squirming nervously throughout their daughterβs routine on the uneven bars has gone viral.
This morning the Woo told me that he is a bit nervous about singing in his upcoming Olympic themed school concert. (Yes, it is the first of many school concerts..so I am still at the βexcited-about-itβ stage). However, I have it on good authority that by the third one I may be less enthusiastic about sitting through an hour long concert just to catch a glimpse of my son standing at the back of the row picking his nose absent-mindedly as his class belts out a song in tones akin to the catβs choir.
βYouβll be fine,β I assured him. βYouβll have all of your friends with you.β
But I couldnβt help thinking back to when I was his age, and standing on the stage looking out at the sea of faces at a school concert. The butterflies, the nervesβ¦the sudden urge to pick your noseβ¦
I know that I will wave like a bushman batting a swarm of flies when the Woo takes the stage, and I will smile a reassuring smile wider than the the Cheshire cat. I may even mime the words along with himβ¦(that is assuming I am actually able to decipher the words he has been singing around the house all week.) Something about spaghetti? Dunno β beats me.
But thankfully, unlike Alyβs parents my squirming and talking to myself will all be done on the insideβ¦I hope!
How do you think you would cope watching your child at the Olympics? I think I might be an absolute basket-case!