Adorable Little Girl Tells Her Teacher That Dad Grows ‘a Lot of Weed’ at Home
Once you have children, you’ll never have any secrets ever again. They should have warned us all as we left the hospital with our bundles of joy. “Don’t do or say anything in front of the children that you don’t want others to hear, because they will repeat it!”
Spilling family secrets should become one of those Important Milestones the child will reach at around 4 years of age, and duly noted in their Blue Book along with a comment section to make hilarious, yet embarrassing notes.
While there will always be some things that happen at home that you’d prefer your kid not to talk about at school, that’s especially true if you’re growing copious amounts of weed.
Most of the time teachers would have to realise that the kids have got the wrong end of the stick. But sometimes, they have a duty to follow up, just in case.
Former TMX producer Dax Holt was contacted by his daughter’s teacher, concerned and amused that he was growing marijuana on their property. He wrote…
My child’s teacher: “so Skylar tells me you guys have a ton of weed at home.”
Teacher: “she said you’re growing it”
Dax decided that the only way to clear up all the confusion regarding his dank little hobby was to film his adorable daughter, asking her what she told her teacher about the weed that he is supposedly growing.
“What did you tell your teachers today?”
“Weed is not good for you. Because weed is stuff that is grass but it’s not grass because it’s weed.”
“Did you tell them we have a lot of weed in our house?”
“Yeah, a lot of it.”
Trying to set the record straight and confirm for everyone that he isn’t growing illegal drugs in his spare time, Holt then asks Skylar to explain exactly what she means.
Skylar leads her father to the back yard and begins pointing out innocent garden weeds growing around the edges of the lawn.
“Oh that, that’s the weed you are talking about?” the dad said.
“Yep, and here, and here,” Skylar confesses while pointing out all the weeds in the garden.
And that’s how one dad’s lack of routine lawn maintenance got him outed as a drug baron at his daughter’s school.
Watch their hilarious interaction here: