Man Gives His Girlfriend’s “Cootchie” a Game of Thrones Nickname That She Absolutely Hates
In breaking news, a man has given his girlfriend’s vagina a nickname that she apparently abhors and she is making a bit of a fuss about it online.
The woman, known only as ShamyJane, sought advice about her boyfriend’s annoying habit of referring to her “cootchie” as Cersei from the popular dragon-themed television series Game of Thrones.
Explaining that the couple had binged the series recently during quarantine, ShamyJane revealed that her vagina’s new nickname shits her to tears.
“My boyfriend has randomly started calling my cootchie Cersei all the time,” she opened up.
“Is Cersei hungry for the D?”
“How is Cersei today?”
“I’m gonna f*** Cersei later”
“And he does it everywhere,” ShamyJane continued. “Yesterday we were at the grocery store and he said out loud that he was gonna “play with Cersei when we get home.”
“I find it to be a major turn off and have told him that but he won’t stop doing it.”
Personally, I’ve never really seen the point in giving our fun bits nicknames, but that’s just me. If that’s your thing, have at it. Unfortunately for ShamyJane, it happens to be her boyfriend’s thing.
“I’ve tried calling his dick Tyrion and he didn’t care,” the frustrated woman added, referring to the popular dwarf character in the series.
“It makes me incredibly uncomfortable and I have this feeling he’s gonna rename it after whatever show we get into next.”
Once they stopped laughing, other commenters gave the woman some solid advice: If your partner is not listening to you and is taking enjoyment out of making you uncomfortable in public, then perhaps it is time for a serious discussion about boundaries.
Happily, ShamyJane updated her post to say that the couple did just that, with her boyfriend promising to stop calling her vagina Cersei.
And now we can all get on with our day again.
Source: Reddit/Advice and Game of Thrones