This Woman’s Insane List of Rules for Her Friend’s Bachelorette Party in Vegas Are True Buzzkillers

We will never, ever, tire of crazy wedding stories featuring an over-enthusiastically bossy bride, but this one is a little different. Oh, it still brings the crazy, but this time the bride isn’t the one being over-the-top controlling, it’s a party guest.

This woman badgered the bride to be invited to the wedding, then threw a hissy fit when she found out she wasn’t included in the bachelorette party in Las Vegas. Then, once the bride agreed to let her attend, the woman took it upon herself to email the entire group with an outrageous list of rules for everyone to follow throughout the trip.

Someone named UrsulaIMeanVanessa shared the story on Reddit, where she first provided a bit of background information…

Oh, enjoy it we shall!

Oh boy, where to begin with this utter bullshittery?

Let’s start with the painfully obvious: it’s great that this woman lives such a god-fearing life but she should not presume that everyone in the group will want to abide by her particular brand of buzzkilling rules. They say religion is like a penis — it’s fine to have one and it’s fine to be proud of it, but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around and PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my throat.

Secondly, if you have to badger and harangue someone into attending an event that you were clearly not initially welcome to, then maybe take that as a big hint that perhaps you could benefit from toning down your personality a notch or two. You most definitely do not try to wrest control of the event from the people who were fed up of your tantrums, who felt sympathy for your sorry arse and who let you come along to shut you up.

Thirdly, what she wrote about the friend taking medication was disgusting and grounds for removal from the group alone.

Fourthly, fifty bucks apiece from a party of 17 is $850 worth of groceries for six days, none of it including booze, obviously. This bitch, what is she on?

Anyway, it’s not over, as Ursula/Vanessa returned to update us all with a little more tea:

Not a troll, this is real and the email sender is threatening lawsuits because she went viral. She is very angry it was released.

Yup, that sounds very much like something she would try and do, too.

Source: Reddit/Choosing Beggars, Bridesmaids and Giphy