Woman Complains That Her Boyfriend’s Extremely Disgusting Bedroom Habit Is a “Disaster Waiting to Happen”
While some of us might do some fairly gross things from time to time, this story is the most disgusting thing we’ve read on the internet for at least 24 hours. A woman has complained about her boyfriend’s absolutely rank habit of peeing in drinking glasses at night because he can’t be arsed to get up and go to the toilet.
Not old bottles of Powerade. Not a bucket. Not a jam jar with a lid.
Not that any of those options would be a whole lot better but at least you wouldn’t mistake a pee bucket for a nice glass of water in the night.
Unsure of whether she is overreacting or not, the anonymous woman asked the good folk over at Am I The Asshole what they thought of her unique predicament.
Christ on a unicycle, men are gross sometimes.
The fact that he sees nothing wrong with this revolting caper is what truly boggles me. And his poor girlfriend hasn’t even seemed to realise that there are worse scenarios than accidentally spilling his pee glasses!
- that someone might drink from the pee glass in the night as previously mentioned
- that the glass would then be rinsed out (come on, we know no one in this student house is actually washing their glassware properly) before being used for actual drinking purposes
- the smell, oh god, the smell
Naturally, the internet had a lot to say about all of this.
“What the fuck did I just read. First of all, why is he peeing so much in the middle of the night? Second, why is he leaving his urine sitting around all day? Third, why are you with him?” asked one Redditor.
“Literally, why is OP with him!? Like I’m sorry I don’t care who he is, he could be my soulmate but if he’s pissing in drinkware I’d rather die alone,” added another.
“That man is not housebroken,” noted a third.
“Like I love that they try to compromise, usually a good call, but goddamn how did that man convince his partner that a relationship with him could ever be worth sleeping next to open containers of human waste. Which are sometimes days old. If a friend told me she ever put up with that we would go on a spontaneous road trip until she regains ANY standards. The bar is in the actual sewer and this man still tunnels under.”
Seriously, this is a level of ridiculousness that even Rob Dyrdek would refuse to host.