Woman Mortified After Accidentally Sending Photo of Her Rejuvenated Vagina to Her Son Instead of Her Husband
A mother has been left feeling utterly mortified after accidentally sending a before and after pic of her rejuvenated vagina to her son instead of her husband.
There is nothing more horrifying than the awful realisation that you done fucked up and there is NOTHING that can be done to fix it. This is up there with those dreams about realising you’ve turned up at the school assembly stark naked. But I digress…
The woman had recently spent a fair bit of cash on the popular surgical procedure and had been so “amazed” by the results she wanted to share a photo with her partner. And therein lies her monumental error.
Sharing the hilarious story to Reddit’s TIFU (Today, I Fucked Up) sub, her husband reveals all:
My wife came home from her gyno about a month ago and excitedly told me that she learned about a non-surgical vaginal rejuvenation. I was a bit shocked by that but then I learned that the main reason for getting this was to reduce or eliminate her stress incontinence (pee when you laugh, cough, or sneeze). She told me that it was a bit expensive but added that it would also tighten her tunnel o love. Honestly, I’m happy with what she has to offer right now but why the hell not?
So, she had the procedure yesterday and wanted me to see the “amazing” before and after results. I have to admit that I was impressed by how everything seemed to have tucked in a little more but whatever. I tell her that I want to save that pic on my phone and she laughed at first. My wife isn’t the nude pic taking kind of girl. She has sent me a few over the years and I have them locked away in one of those password-protected apps. I didn’t want one of the kids to stumble on their mum’s nude pics.
Later that evening, she tells me that she wants to save the pic but wants to delete it from her phone. I tell her that I’ll keep it safely and she agrees that it’s a good idea. “Just text it to me”. So she did, or so she thought. She asked me if I had gotten it and I told her no. She said that it should be there by now so she opened her phone to check. We both had that speechless moment when we realised in horror that she sent a close-up shot of her coochie to our oldest son. It was a collage with a before and after shot.
She was yelling, “Unsend! Take it back!” but it was too late. (Apple, please add this feature!) Now it was time for damage control. I told her, “You can’t let him think it’s yours.” She quickly agreed. At about that moment, he sent back a text in three parts. What. The. Fuck??? We decided to tell him that this was a sample pic that she was sending her friend to get feedback on a procedure. It seemed legitimate and we hope that he’s gullible enough to believe it. If it were me, I would readily believe it because I would WANT to!
We averted a real crisis but questions remain. What if he liked the look and unknowingly jerked off to his mum’s vag? What if he saves it and it becomes great jerk off material. Regardless, he has unknowingly looked into the eye of the same lovely rose that birthed him. My wife didn’t find any of this funny but I had a good laugh.
Seriously though, holy shit balls, I’d be hiding under my bedsheets for the foreseeable future after that debacle! How humiliating!!
Fellow Redditors found it funny though!
“That’s hilarious. Also unless your son is a complete dumbass, he likely knows what he saw. “Ah, my old stompin grounds. Haven’t been there in about 20 years.”” wrote one user.
“”I like what you’ve done with the place. Sorry for trashing it when I moved out.”” replied another.
Possibly the most astute response was this one: “Hopefully your son doesn’t browse Reddit.”
Source: giphy and Reddit/tifu