Has Your Baby Daddy Been Missing In Action Lately? Rent-a-Daddy Is Here To Help!
“Has your baby daddy been acting up? Does he put drugs and his mates before his kids?” If you answered ‘hell yeah’ to any of these questions then you need to check out Jake Orr’s hilarious ad, which has gone viral since he first shared it on Facebook!
Seeing a gap in the parenting market, truck driver Jake Orr is providing his ‘services’ to women whose men have been about as useful as a chocolate teapot lately!
“Has your baby daddy been acting up? Tired of him playing games?” Orr says in his cheeky social media post.
“Does he put drugs and his mates before his kids? Get yourself a rent-a-daddy!”
For a very affordable $30 an hour, Orr will do school pick-up and drop-off, attend “all sporting events” and “up to three activities of the kids’ choice”.
Not just that, but he will also provide “three hours of instructional learning of valuable life skills such as car maintenance and lawn mowing.”
And if that still doesn’t sound like the offer of a life time, for an extra amount he will even attend those dreaded family BBQ’s, change his Facebook status and will pose for selfies with you!
“Private time”, he says, is “negotiable upon application” – as long as the kids are not home or tucked into bed.
What he fails to mention is any talent for cooking or cleaning, which we all know is the quickest way to get a woman into bed!