Hilarious Husband Refuses to Take Wife’s Sexy Bedroom Role Play Seriously
Some couples enjoy performing role play to spice up their bedroom antics every so often — but what happens when one person likes playing the part more than the other? The less enthusiastic of the pair might go along with it for the sake of the enjoyment their partner, perhaps creating hilarious scenarios for their own amusement along the way!
One frustrated wife took to Reddit to ask for advice on how to encourage her husband to take their role playing more seriously, and honestly, her complaint could not be more hilarious.
My [31F] Husband [33M] of 4 years doesn’t take our roleplaying serious when we have sex! He purposely takes his characters way over the top!
So we’ve been with each other for 6 years. Our sex life is just as good as when it started, I just wanted to try out some kinkier stuff so I suggested roleplaying. Kevin (husband) was somewhat open to the idea, but also thought it was a bit ridiculous. This is something I’ve always wanted to try, sort of like a fetish. So we got a few costumes, a Cop outfit and a Spy trenchcoat for him, and a nurse and cheerleader outfit for me. All of our roleplaying revolves around one person being in character, and the other interacting with them.
But he takes his roles as a joke! He goes intentionally extreme with the roles. I know he thinks it’s a bit ridiculous, and I know he has more fun when he does this, but I want a real roleplay!
For example, when he dressed up as the Cop, he was supposed to do a stop and frisk, arrest me, etc, but in a sexy way. But instead, he kicks open the door, screams “HANDS UP THIS IS A RAID!!” and basically tackles me to the bed (this is okay it’s not abuse. We have rough dom/sub sex all the time), handcuffs me, literally reads me my Miranda Rights, leaves me there and rummages through the drawers throwing stuff everywhere, pulls out a little baggy of weed and goes apeshit like a cop might. I play along, try to get him to ‘let me go’ if I can do sexual favours for him. Then we have some rough sex with handcuffs and everything. The actual sex was good but he kept speaking into his fake radio calling for backup, and when I was on top he would shout “OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN!”
With the Spy outfit, he would come in and check me for wires and do the whole Pink Panther thing where he says “It is lovely weather we are having” while sneaking to the drapes and then beating the drapes up. I was envisioning a more James Bond-eqsue seduction.
Like, I like the sex, it’s good, but I wanted a more porn-like experience. And it was kinda funny but not what I thought. And I KNOW that he thinks roleplay is ridiculous, and that he is trying to have fun with it but I feel like he doesn’t know what I want. And I don’t hate him for it, he’s a big fuckin goofball in or out of our roles, but I want to have MY experience. How can I tell him this?
Edit: I appreciate all the advice and that y’all think my husband is funny. He IS funny, which is why I’m not totally cheesed over the situation. I’ll try explaining to him more clearly what I want and then we can try to compromise. I don’t think he’s compensating or nervous, I think he’s just trying to enjoy it the only way he knows how.
tl;dr: Husband doesn’t take roleplay seriously.
Oh heavens be, I’m going to need a minute.
Fellow Redditors had a field day in response, with this commenter sympathising with the frustrated wife.
“This reminds me of when my girlfriend finally agreed to indulge my ultimate roleplay fantasy – lonely fisherman / trapped mermaid. She spent 45 minutes under a net I’d ordered from Amazon singing catchy songs about life under the sea, her dreams of true love, and her wish to have real legs. I finally gave up and rowed my “boat” (cardboard box) back to the living room to watch TV.”
One person actually gave some solid, helpful advice:
“It sounds like you’re dating Michael Scott. Which is kind of awesome. Your requests are entirely reasonable, so I think if you are just honest with him it will go fine. “You know I think you are hilarious, but when we RP in the bedroom I would like to try for a more realistic, porn RP and less of a goofy one. If you feel embarrassed about doing it this way, how can I help?”. Maybe you can take the lead next time, and have him be the one reacting? Show him what you want him to do. Like, you can play the cop and act the way you would have liked him to act.”
Which others agreed with wholeheartedly:
“This is the best advice in this thread. I get that this frustrating to you OP, but your relationship is pretty much golden if this is your biggest problem. If your husband ever wants to play a non-sexual version of cops and robbers I’m down.”
This hilarious husband reminds us of one glorious bastard that takes sexy role playing to a whole new level…
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