Man Realises That His Longtime Facebook Profile Pic Includes a Sex Toy in the Background

This is a public service announcement.

Make sure to check, double-check, and then check again any photos that you upload onto the internet, lest you end up like the blissfully unaware man in this story.

This man uploaded a photo, which, in hindsight probably wasn’t ideal, to his Facebook page and was so happy with it that he opted to make it his profile picture.

It was only recently that he noticed that there was a giant pink dildo sitting on the bathtub behind his shoulder, clearly visible in plain sight. There is no mistaking what it is.

Here is the funny part. This picture was the man’s profile picture for two whole years!

Granted, it is a little dark back there. But still, it is literally the only other object in the frame aside from the dumbarse that didn’t notice it for two years!

Let me lighten it up a little for you so you can get a better look at this massive blunder.

Yep, that is a giant pink dildo.

Sharing his hilarious story to Reddit, the man wrote that he doesn’t really use his Facebook for anything other than logging into other accounts and that his only friends are close family members.

He added that he’s from a very conservative town in the southern USA, making his mistake gleefully offensive to his community.

“Look just over my right shoulder and you’ll see the unmistakable presence of my girlfriend’s ‘ole reliable’ staring at me from the background,” he quipped.

“As soon as I noticed this I changed the profile pic but good lord am I so embarrassed right now. Luckily (or unluckily?) nobody had commented on it so either nobody noticed or nobody was brave enough to tell me, ha!

“Oh well, nothing to do now but laugh!”

There is no word on how his girlfriend has handled the embarrassment of having her favourite toy on display for so long.

Again, this has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your time.

Source: Reddit