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Mum Totally Nails What a Toddler’s Facebook News Feed Would Look Like

Mum Totally Nails What a Toddler’s Facebook News Feed Would Look Like

It is generally assumed that our Facebook news feeds are not written by toddlers, but sometimes we may have our doubts. Looking at you, Aunty Sharon. Get your shit together.

One clever mum has created a graphic of what a Facebook news feed might look like if it were used exclusively by toddlers. Finnicky, spiteful, over-sharing toddlers.

Mother of two Ilana Wiles blogs over at Mommy Shorts and her hilarious graphic could not be more perfect.

Ohhh you just know that is exactly what they’d be posting if they could figure out how to open a Facebook account!

Imagine all the shared Paw Patrol videos, the endless Dr Panda game requests and posts asking for decent babysitter recommendations. And the memes! The memes would be out of control.

Toddler Facebook would be magnificent! Although it could be argued that it might not be too much different to what we have now, anyway. Still looking at you, Aunty Sharon. Stop typing “liek dis”. You’re not fooling anybody.

What would your kid’s current facebook status update be?


Source: Mommy Shorts


** No “Aunty Sharons” were harmed or humiliated during this article, as the writer does not even have an Aunty Sharon.

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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