Have you ever had someone visit you in your home and do something strange? People on Reddit are sharing their weird experiences with house guests, and some of their stories are wild!

“I was emptying your dishwasher and I didn’t really know where anything was supposed to go, so I went ahead and rearranged all your cabinets in a way that makes sense to meeee…”

I knew my MIL staying with us was going to be a problem, but this was a level I was not prepared for. Like really, you couldn’t just open cabinets until you found the cups and put them in there, and so on? (oGsBathSalts)

We had a couple over for dinner. Had a good time but they stayed and stayed. Around midnight they asked where they should sleep. We lived in a small one bedroom apartment and were puzzled so delicately asked them if they wouldn’t be going home? They said since we’d given them alcohol they wouldn’t be able to drive. Four adults, one bottle of wine, six hours. We were nonplussed. Gave them a couple blankets and pillows and said they could sleep on the couch or floor. We did not invite them again. (Maleficent_Scale_296)

my mom told me the woman who babysat me when i was like 3 years old would change the place of our entire furniture to her liking lmao my mom would get home and our whole living room would be diferente and the woman would just say “well i like it better like that” and my mom would be “yeah but that’s my house, not yours????” (luhfalchi)

Had a neighbor stop by. We gave him a beer and he popped the top off and casually tossed it (ETA: the cap!) on the floor like it was completely normal. (strangeloop414)

My ex mother in law. She had to pee in the middle of the night, but her son (my ex) was in the only bathroom. Instead of knocking she got a glass out of the kitchen, went into the garage and squatted to pee into the cup. I had heard the garage door open and got up to see what was going on and startled her, causing her to spill her cup of pee all over the floor. (TrippleDubbs)

Guy from high school stayed at my house a few years back. It was someone that I wasn’t close with, but someone I knew, and he gave me a sob story about how the pipes in his house burst and got everything wet, so he needed a place to crash for the night.

When he got to my place, I showed him how to use my Firestick so he could watch TV, and then I went to bed.

I woke up in the morning to a bunch of emails from Amazon.

“Thanks for Signing up for HBO Go”

“Thanks for signing up for the Showtime App”

etc.

Asshole signed me up for a bunch of premium movie channel apps. (alwaysmyfault).

Not exactly the same, but an in-law’s dog peed on my floor, and he just pointed at it and said “Hey, she peed”. We kind of had a staring match before he went to grab one of my jackets to mop it up. I grabbed it back and brought him a towel. He refused to take it from me and just sort of pointed at the pee. In the end, I just handed it to my husband and said “One of you should clean that up.” Still don’t know who did it, but that’s not my dog and not my mess. (Ambystomatigrinum)

Apparently pumping up their junk since they accidentally left the device in the bathroom. (Acpyrus)

A guest tried to light a cigarette to remove the smell he left in the bathroom and threw the cigarette inside the trash while it was still on and the bathroom literally caught fire 🙂☠️ (Mbeheit)

She peed all over the toilet and the bathroom floor. I cleaned it up and didn’t say anything. Didn’t want to embarrass her. Later she said that when she visits other people’s homes, she doesn’t actually sit on the toilet while she urinates (just hovers above), in case their housekeeping isn’t up to her standards. (Federal_cause-2287)

Guest once trimmed my houseplants without asking. (DueManufacturer3885)

Relative of my husband stayed with us for a month while trying to get back on her feet, looking for a job and whatnot. She’s a strange person and did a few strange thing, but the thing that was the strangest (and rudest) was redecorate the guest room. Put up shelves, badly, by drilling huge screws into the wall. Took a painting off the wall and shoved it into the back of the closet and then took a metal art off the wall in the foyer and hung it in the guest room, crooked, with the same shoddy screws in the wall method. The wallpaper where she drilled got all torn and ruined. This was that nice fabric type wallpaper that looks like it has embroidered patterns. And then she had the nerve to be livid when she was told how not cool that was. I don’t get the logic in her thinking what she did was okay. After she (predictably) lost her (well paying) job after two days we kicked her out and I turned the guest room into an office. The walls looked like shit. I’ve never been in someone’s house and ever thought to mess with their stuff. (EnchantingEva35)

My nephew had a dirty diaper, and instead of using a wet wipe to clean him, she {MIL] used my husband’s bar of face soap right in the kid’s butt – it even had little pieces of shit in it when she was done!!! Nasty. (desertratlovescats)

My sister’s mother in law visited them a year or so after they got married. They both had to work, and that meant leaving her at home all day. 

When they got back, the mother in law had decided to be helpful and clean the house. Vacuumed the living room, did dishes, sanitized and reboxed all of their sex toys… 

I thought it was weird then, and it was, but these days it’d be worth it to get the dishes done.  (edgarpickle)

Have you had an experience similar to any of these?