The Rose Toy Has Been Blowing Up On TikTok…and Now I Totally Get Why!

If you are a regular TikTok user, you’ll know how easy it is to lose chunks of time. One minute you’re allocating yourself five-minutes to chill-out and scroll mindlessly before school pick up – the next minute, an hour has passed and you’re running to your car with your shoes in your hand because you’re late for school pick up…again!

But every now and again, that mindless scrolling uncovers some gold, and suddenly, it feels like the whole internet is raving about something you’ve never even heard of. Why didn’t you know about this? And where can you get it? RIGHT NOW!

So, if you are yet to hear about the rose toy, or have the delirious pleasure of putting it to the test, you’re gonna wanna listen up, ‘cos I hit up our affiliate partner Lovehoney to send me one of their Mon Ami Pleasure Air Rose toys to review. And man, did I review the shit out of that baby! Seriously, it’s a shame I have to go to work, cos I’d be ‘reviewing’ it all day long if I had my way!

So, I know you’re wondering, what intrigued me so much about the rose toy that I decided that I needed to get my hands on one, you know besides the promise of a new kind of orgasm. Well, just search #rosetoy on TikTok and you’ll see for yourself. But, the clincher for me, was this review by Keshia Alexander that goes by the name of @legitmoneybrandceo on TikTok.

@legitmoneybrandceo5/5 ⭐️ 🌹😂 I’m ready to tell my story!♬ original sound – Keshia Alexander

In the TikTok video Keshia explains the story of how the rose toy sent her to the ER.

In the interest of full disclosure, there are a number of rose shaped clitoral suction toys on the market, so I don’t know if she is talking about the exact same model that I tried.

“I ain’t gonna lie. I’m a sucker for a good bullet, a good toy, whatever,” Keshia says. “So, late night…you know when you get a little older you just do what you got to do to fall asleep. You know, so, I put it on there. That sucker latched on to me, y’all. It latched on! The shock of my body – I caught two Charlie horses [cramps] in the back of my thighs, right? And it hit the calf. My legs locked up, and when my legs locked up, I automatically slid back. Now mind you, I have a bed frame but I don’t have a headboard yet. So, when I locked up my head went back BOOM – gave me concussion and I passed out. I don’t know if it was for 3 seconds or for 3 minutes.

My neck, I had a sharp pain in my neck down through to my spine. From this toy.

But you know…I give it 5 stars out of 5! Highly recommend!”

Look, if there is a sex toy getting around that made a woman orgasm so hard that she knocked herself out, I want in on some of that action! Ha ha! And whilst I opted not to wear a crash helmet to bed when I tried it for the first time, and fortunately didn’t sustain any orgasm-related injuries, I could well see why this pretty looking toy was making waves online. In fact, in my experience, it was wave, after wave, after wave…if you know what I mean!

I’m not going to go into all the boring mechanics of how this thing works, you can go and look that stuff up on the Lovehoney website for yourself.. I don’t want to spoil the magic! All you need to know is that if you place it on your clit (it may take a few tries to get it exactly in the right spot) in no time you’ll be riding the express train to Pleasureville. In fact, you’ll be there so quickly, you probably won’t even get time to find yourself a seat! You’ll be getting off at the first stop!!!

Wondering if this toy is for you?

Ask yourself…”do I have a clitorus?” THERE’S YOUR ANSWER!

Disclosure: I was gifted this product for the purpose of providing a genuine review. All thoughts and opinions expressed here are my own. This article also contains affiliate links. this means that if you decide to make a purchase, we may receive a small commission at no extra cost to you.