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Woman Admits To Poking Holes In Her Parents’ Condoms When She Was Young

Woman Admits To Poking Holes In Her Parents’ Condoms When She Was Young

 

A woman has made a controversial admission after revealing she poked holes in her parents’ condoms when she was younger. She says she would’ve taken the secret to her grave but decided to surprise her sister with the news instead.

The woman’s story has gone viral on TikTok where she reveals the reason her little sister is here is because she poked holes in her parents’ condoms. Known as Keely, she posted the video last month as a birthday tribute to her sister, Sam. “I’ve kept a secret for 25 years,” she captions the video. “And think it’s time to share.”

“Mum I’m so sorry,” she says. “I’m not sorry because Sam’s here.”

She goes on to say that when she was younger she and her best friend discovered a pile of condoms on her parents’ bedside table and decided to play a prank.

“I don’t know how she knew, but there were some shiny packets on the nightstand,” explained Keely. “And my friend said what they were and told me what they were used for.”

It was then that Keely suggested they poke tiny holes into the condoms using a needle from her mum’s sewing kit which was conveniently sitting nearby. So “me and my friend poked lots of holes in the packets,” she says.

Fast forward six months and Keely says she was happily surprised by her mum’s pregnancy announcement.

“My mum told me she was pregnant, and I was so happy,” says Keely. “But years later my mum still says, ‘I don’t know how she happened. We were so careful.’”

@mama__kee @Sam Myrick I’m sort of responsible for your existence. #sister #fyp #sorrynotsorry ♬ original sound – 🌿🌸Keely🌸🌿

Commenters took to TikTok to share their opinions on Keely’s controversial admission.

It was fate. THERE WAS A NEEDLE LAYING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. Happy birthday Sam 🥳🎉”

“The way you could not have waterboarded this information out of me.”

“The way I would have taken that to the grave.”

“If your sister is ever mad at you you can just be like ‘YOU’RE WELCOME FOR YOUR EXISTENCE.’”

“That’s 100% on them. Lol who leaves a needle next to the shiny packets.”

“You really said “if you won’t give me a sibling i’ll give myself one!!”

Wouldyou have taken this secret to the grave or spilled the beans like Keely?

 

Images: Tiktok

 

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Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal is a writer and blogger who loves nothing more than watching back to back episodes of crime shows. Should she ever find herself needing to cover up a crime, she'll know exactly what to do! Her dream is to one day live in Palm Springs where she can do her writing poolside while drinking endless gin and tonics. Mum to the cutest twin boys in the world, she loves nothing more than the sound of their laughter (usually heard when they're conspiring against her). Entertainment writer and pop culture junkie, she will be bringing you all the celebrity gossip and news that your brain can handle. You can follow her blog at https://lovechrystal.com.au and on Instagram at Chrystalovevintage

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