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Children Say The Funniest Things!


Children have always been the source of much laughter among adults – they often say the funniest things! #shitkidssay has been trending on Twitter for a while now, as users share the hilarious sayings and anecdotes they’ve heard from the children in their lives.

In need of a good laugh, we decided to dig up some of the funniest tweets from the hashtag.

This child is absolutely right, and I think I will be singing this version of the alphabet song in future.

Ouch, that was a bit harsh!

Noodles and cheese I understand. But why no poop?

Rune knows where it’s at.

Sounds a lot like my early twenties.

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Also sounds a lot like my early twenties.

This kid’s going places. Not university, but places.


Titty toes, the new fetish aisle at Nauti and Nice.

A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!

Makes sense! Sounds like the time I mispronounced Phuket when I was ten.


Do you have any of your own to add to our list? 

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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