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Do Not Name Your Twins Any of These Fantastically Bad Names

Do Not Name Your Twins Any of These Fantastically Bad Names

It seems like having twins is totally on trend right now, following the births of both Beyonce’s and Amal Clooney’s double bundles of joy.

Amal and hubby George have revealed the (very normal) names of their twins — Alexander and Ella —  and Beyonce and Jay Z have famously chosen the names Rumi and Sir, which is pretty darn adorable if you ask me.

Speaking of asking me, if you are ready to name some twins of your own, here are my suggestions. They are truly terrible name combinations, and you probably shouldn’t take my advice at all. But here goes anyway…

  • Braxton and Hicks
  • Denise and Denephew
  • Will and Liam
  • London and Paris
  • Heaven and Nevaeh
  • Pete and Re-Pete
  • Hailey and Bailey
  • Harmony and Melody
  • Marilyn Kay and Carolyn May
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Mike and Ike
  • Eric and Erica
  • Benson and Hedges
  • Thing 1 and Thing 2
  • Trinidad and Tobago
  • Ronald and Donald
  • Fish and Chips
  • Dingle and Berry
  • Frick and Frack
  • Itchy and Scratchy
  • Katherine and Kathryn
  • Cheech and Chong
  • Jack and Daniel
  • Mack and Cheese
  • Denim and Lace
  • Axel and Rod
  • Jack and Jill
  • Lawasha and Ladria
  • Autumn and Summer
  • Zoe and Chloe
  • Noel and Leon
  • Porsche and Mercedes
  • Jenna and Tahlia
  • Alice and Dallas
  • Edward and Bella
  • Harry and Larry
  • Butch and Cassidy
  • Brooke and River
  • Daquiri and Tequila
  • Derryn and Darren
  • Africa and Asia
  • Easton and Weston
  • Tom and Jerry
  • Harvey and Norman
  • Brad and Janet
  • Harley and Davidson
  • Thelma and Louise
  • Beavis and Butthead
  • James and Semaj
  • Karen and Notkaren
  • Tammy 1 and Tammy 2
  • Tabitha and Samantha
  • Luke and Leia
  • Diana and Camilla
  • Sonny and Cher
  • Rebel and Sport
  • Harry and Sally
  • Angelina and Jennifer
  • Sid and Nancy
  • Dewan and Deudderwan
  • Jose and Josb
  • Curt and Rod
  • Chip and Dale
  • Laverne and Shirley
  • Simon and Garfunkel
  • Eric and Derek
  • Sherry and Brandy
  • Lano and Woodley

These are truly terrible name combinations for twins. Do not call your twins any of these matching names.

*Many of these are completely adorable and entirely recommended as lovely individual names in their own right. Except maybe Garfunkel. And Butthead.

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

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