A Replacement for Hubbster in the Bedroom
I find it difficult to sleep well when Hubbster is not in the bed beside me. After spending the last 12 years in the same bed I guess I’m just used to him being there and the bed feels kind of too big without him.
But I may have found a solution!
Isn’t that just the weirdest/creepiest thing you’ve ever seen, (besides Pyjama jeans, I meran.)
But, I think with a few minor modifications it just might work.
So, Cuddle Me Pillow peeps, if you are listening, this is what I’ll be needing…
- A periodic scent emitter – something along the lines of ‘eau de brussell spouts.’
- An alarm that goes off multiple times during the night, that sounds like snoring, and which stops when I elbow it.
- It should leave wet drool marks just behind my ear.
And the piece de resistance,
<Insert drumroll> (I know you will all be wanting this feature when I reveal it}
- …a sausage shaped object that pokes into the small of your back to alert you to the fact that is the start of a new day!
What other additions or modifications would you like to add to the Cuddle Me Pillow to make it more closely resemble your partner?
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Jolene
Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.
