And Before You Know It The Whole Bloody Town Knows!

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On Friday evening, ahead of the big Saturday reunion night out, in my infinite wisdom I decided to invite some girl friends over for a few quiet drinks.
One of my all time festy-besties (and fellow Walkabout worker back in the days of yore) was staying with me from Adelaide and a bottle or two of wine was already on the cards β so why not invite a few more friends over to partake in the fun, right?
Well, we had a ball sitting around the table outside enjoying a warm summers evening, sharing laughs and getting slowly sloshed.
The next morning Hubbster met me with an enormous grin and informed me that I was βso funny last night?β
Apparently, whilst making my way to bed (where he was already snoozing) I tripped over some obstacle or other and hit the deck like a proverbial sack of shit. Instead of rushing to my aid or asking if I was okay Hubbster laid in bed trying to stifle his laughter and marveling at the lack of expletives. According to him it was a good twenty seconds before I stood back up, flicked my hair over my shoulder and got into bed like nothing had happened.
I say βapparentlyβ because I donβt remember. Unfortunately, I have a big purple bruise on my back to back his story up.
Anywayβ¦later on Saturday morning I walked into the hairdressers to get my mane tamed ready for my big night out.
I was met with a big grin from my hairdresser who went on to say that she had bumped into Hubbster earlier that day.
βHe told me that you had a few too many drinks last night, and that you fell over trying to get into bed.β
Thanks a bunch hubbster!
It was then that I heard a voice say βHi Jolene.β
Beneath the mass of foils and hair that my hairdresser was working on wasβ¦my sonβs new Prep teacher!!!
Arrrghhhhhhh!
Butβ¦I forgive my hairdresser for accidentally giving my sonβs teacher a rather unattractive and misguided impression of meβ¦becauseβ¦.
Well, I think this image says it allβ¦
1. Me looking like a throw back from the 80’s.
2. Yound Einstein eat your heart out.
3. Smoothed and styled!
She is a freaking demon with the GHDβs!
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