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And Before You Know It The Whole Bloody Town Knows!

I_love_GHDs

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On Friday evening, ahead of the big Saturday reunion night out, in my infinite wisdom I decided to invite some girl friends over for a few quiet drinks.

One of my all time festy-besties (and fellow Walkabout worker back in the days of yore) was staying with me from Adelaide and a bottle or two of wine was already on the cards – so why not invite a few more friends over to partake in the fun, right?

Well, we had a ball sitting around the table outside enjoying a warm summers evening, sharing laughs and getting slowly sloshed.

The next morning Hubbster met me with an enormous grin and informed me that I was β€œso funny last night?”

Apparently, whilst making my way to bed (where he was already snoozing) I tripped over some obstacle or other and hit the deck like a proverbial sack of shit.  Instead of rushing to my aid or asking if I was okay Hubbster laid in bed trying to stifle his laughter and marveling at the lack of expletives.  According to him it was a good twenty seconds before I stood back up, flicked my hair over my shoulder and got into bed like nothing had happened.

I say β€˜apparently’ because I don’t remember.  Unfortunately, I have a big purple bruise on my back to back his story up.

Anyway…later on Saturday morning I walked into the hairdressers to get my mane tamed ready for my big night out.

I was met with a big grin from my hairdresser who went on to say that she had bumped into Hubbster earlier that day.

β€œHe told me that you had a few too many drinks last night, and that you fell over trying to get into bed.”

Thanks a bunch hubbster!

It was then that I heard a voice say β€˜Hi Jolene.”

Beneath the mass of foils and hair that my hairdresser was working on was…my son’s new Prep teacher!!!

Arrrghhhhhhh!

But…I forgive my hairdresser for accidentally giving my son’s teacher a rather unattractive and misguided impression of me…because….

Well, I think this image says it all…

I_love_GHDs1. Me looking like a throw back from the 80’s.

2. Yound Einstein eat your heart out.

3. Smoothed and styled! 


She is a freaking demon with the GHD’s!

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Jolene

Jolene

Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.