Dromedary Digit Disorder (aka Camel Toe!)

By now girls, I am sure you have all figured out that I love a good invention.Β I particularly love a ridiculously hilarious invention, almost as much as I love a hilariously ridiculous invention, such as cleavage pillows, and package enhancing or fart filtering underwear for men.
That’s right…what the?
So imagine my pure delight this evening when I innocently stumbled upon the Cuchini.
You are right of course, it isn’t a new invention, but it is the first time I have stumbled upon it.
The cuchini is heralded as the solution to every yoga-practicing-legging-wearing woman’s worst nightmare – with this lightweight reusable pad – you can kiss goodbye to all your camel toe woes!
Fear not the frontal wedgie – the Cuchini is here!
And at only $16.95 I am sure you will agree that they are an absolutely steal if you feel so inclined to hide the fact from the world that you have a vagina.
Now I do not profess to be an expert in the area of dromedarian digit disorder (yes, I just made that up, but I am sure it is, or should be, the correct terminology) but obviously only a dim-wit would substitute a $16.95 cuchini with a far-less expensive panty liner to achieve the same result.Β After all, panty liners are whiteβ¦and cuchinis come in nude or pink!
Forget Tupperware parties…Iβm gonna start me some cuchini party plan action.Β Are you in? Β We just need a slogan.Β Any suggestions?