Take the Test: Are You a Mombie Zombie?
Whilst children and adults everywhere gather their costumes in preparation for Halloween festivities, there is, unbeknownst to many, a hoard of zombie-like creatures who live amongst us known as Mombies!
Whilst not always easy to tell apart from regular people, Mombies are female, and almost always accompanied by small children or toddlers.
The transformation from human to Mombie varies and can take several weeks or months, or as little as a few short days, and frequently follows child-birth.
Are You or Someone you Know a Mombie?
Still in doubt? Watch this hilarious Thriller Parody by Vintage Marquee Lights titled ‘Toddler.’
If you have (or have had) a toddler, we think you’ll recognise several of the Mombie symptoms!
What is the funniest or strangest thing you’ve done during a Mombie-moment?
Jolene
Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.
