Say hello to these Boob Nails, created by Instagram user Erose Aziza. And here’s something I didn’t know: Instagram does not allow photos of actual, real nipples unless they’re male nipples. What the actual?

boob nail art
photo: Erose Aziza/Instagram

These boob nails have nipples and piercings, come in different shapes and sizes and skin tones! (I personally think they look like chocolate myself).

boob nail art
photo: Erose Aziza/Instagram

I wonder how much work I would get done through the day as I’d want to play with them…..

boob nail art
photo: Erose Aziza/Instagram

But they are kind of cute….

boob nail art
photo: Erose Aziza/Instagram

And good for Aziza for thumbing Instagram (well and fingering too….) for their archaic rules.

boob nail art
photo: Erose Aziza/Instagram

Nipple Nail Art.

boob nail art
photo: Erose Aziza/Instagram

Is it just me or do you want to eat these too?