This Guy’s Viral Thread on What It’s like Living with Women is so Accurate It’s Crazy!

This Guy’s Viral Thread on What It’s like Living with Women is so Accurate It’s Crazy!
While living with women isn’t all pillow fights and ice cream sundaes, it is a lot of fun. I remember the days rooming with my girlfriends and it was sort of like one big never-ending party with loads of chatter, movie nights, cocktails and laughter.
UK Musician Craig Shapes moved in with his girlfriend Billie and her best friend Sarah last year, and his eyes have been opened, man. He penned a Twitter thread detailing all the things he never knew about what happens when women live together and it is just about as relatable as relatable gets.
Last year, I moved in with my girlfriend and her best mate. Theyβre both girls. Some of the shit Iβve seen is EYE OPENING mate (a thread)
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
1. They show each other ALL of the messages that they receive from everybody. Nobody is safe. Girls donβt need screenshots mate, they have photographic screenshot memories
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
2. Contrary to popular belief, girls do poo. And they ainβt scared to talk about it mate. βI NEED A POOβ is probably the most used phrase in this house.
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
3. HAIR CLIPS. Oh my days the hair clips. Stand on them, sit on them, wake up with them attached to your skin, mate I could have a fucking bath in the ones I find on a weekly basis
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
4. The process for getting ready for a night out is not just βwash, get dressed, go outβ. Nah. Thereβs meetings, catwalk shows, endless compliments and itβs sometimes an actual 2 man job cos some dresses have back zips that would literally be impossible for one girl to reach mate
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
5. Candles. We have SO MANY CANDLES. Candles that smell like really weird things, like βrhubarb and custardβ. I donβt even know what rhubarb and custard actually smells like?!?
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
6. Kardashians. Ibiza Weekender. Ru Paul. Ex On The Beach. Love Island. Geordie Shore. Mate, I know everything about all of these people Iβll never meet. There are SO MANY EPISODES OF THEM ALL! And the worst thing is, I actually gave in and really got in to Love Island ?
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
7. If my eyebrows arenβt βfleekyβ, they literally donβt talk to me until I agree to let one of the girls pluck them. Itβs mad. Girls love plucking someone elseβs eyebrows. No idea why!!
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
8. Girls go on and on about dieting and βbikini bodiesβ etc, but trust me when I say that βcheat dayβ is pretty much whenever they feel sad about anything. Bad day? Glass of wine. Is it Monday? Chocolate. Did your boyfriend tell you we canβt have a dog? Dominos.
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
9. I know that the saying goes βgirls find out everythingβ, but if thatβs true itβs only because they are NEXT LEVEL instagram stalkers. Seriously I mention a first name, after 5 mins on insta they know the persons dogs name, their shoe size and their national insurance number
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
10. Dressing gowns. If you havenβt got a dressing gown then you are missing out mate. Some days when weβre hungover, we literally donβt get out of dressing gowns all day. The girls go Tesco in dressing gowns and nobody even cares bruv
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
11. Sometimes I sit on the sofa and just watch those two, sometimes they just look and break out in to dance or something. I literally have no idea whatβs going on, there doesnβt even have to be any music playing
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
12. Everything is a massive drama. Having to wash your hair = drama. It being cold outside when you expected warm and you have to change your outfit = drama. Not being able to find an item of clothing = absolutely fucking massive drama.
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
13. If visitors come round, we have to know 8-10 working days beforehand so the girls can make sure that the house is clean, theyβve washed and dried their hair and they have makeup on
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
14. Girls share all of the clothes. They might as well have a shared wardrobe. Itβs actually gone past the point of them knowing whoβs top is whoβs lol
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
15. There is so much hair everywhere mate, itβs mad. Especially around the shower, just little clumps of hair. Am used to it now tho
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
All Iβd say tho is that you donβt know true loyalty until youβve lived with girls. And the house is full of laugher every day. Love them x
β Craig Shapes (@craigshapes) March 28, 2018
These girls sound like so much fun to live with! And the stories of their antics sound almost exactly like my early twenties!
Are these tweets just as relatable to you as well?
Source: Twitter/Craig Shapes