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Mum Makes A Unicorn Cake That Would Be Better Suited For A Hen’s Night Than A Kid’s Birthday!

Mum Makes A Unicorn Cake That Would Be Better Suited For A Hen’s Night Than A Kid’s Birthday!

Hands up who’s ever attempted to recreate a cake from Pinterest only to have it fail miserably. I know I have! I remember one year trying to make the classic swimming pool cake from The Women’s Weekly Cookbook only to have it look like a filthy swamp, festered with mosquitoes and dead animals. Not cute!

One mortified mum had a fail of a different kind when making her daughter’s birthday cake. Let’s just say it was an x-rated fail and the cake she ended up with would’ve been better suited for a hen’s night rather than a child’s birthday.

Submitting the photo to the Awkward Family Photos Instagram page, an anonymous guest at the party wrote: “My wife and I went to a child’s birthday party. The theme was unicorns…”

 

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“My wife and I went to a child’s birthday party. The theme was ‘unicorns.’”

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Except this unicorn looked to have a gold dildo as it’s horn! I mean come on! How on earth could you even serve that up at a kid’s party without bursting into fits of laughter. The cake was such a scream that it had guests wondering what the ‘goodie bags’ would contain. Hahahaha!

The Instagram account’s 619,000 followers were quick to comment on the phallic looking cake and the commentary is just as hilarious as the…ahem…horn.

“Is that a unicorn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“What NOT to do for a unicorn cake.”

“What the heck were in their goodie bags?”

“What on earth did they use for a reference photo??”

“That cake is slightly more likely to be sat on than the average cake.”

“When your cake baker doubles as an adult film star on the side.”

What an absolute classic! At least it’s one birthday that will be memorable albeit for all the wrong reasons!

 

Images: Instagram

 

 

Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal is a writer and blogger who loves nothing more than watching back to back episodes of crime shows. Should she ever find herself needing to cover up a crime, she'll know exactly what to do! Her dream is to one day live in Palm Springs where she can do her writing poolside while drinking endless gin and tonics. Mum to the cutest twin boys in the world, she loves nothing more than the sound of their laughter (usually heard when they're conspiring against her). Entertainment writer and pop culture junkie, she will be bringing you all the celebrity gossip and news that your brain can handle. You can follow her blog at https://lovechrystal.com.au and on Instagram at Chrystalovevintage

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