This Woman’s Hilarious Story of Her Apocalyptic Visit to a Public Toilet Goes Viral

Public toilets are generally best avoided if you can manage without. The ones in shopping centres are fine, but the ones out by the park? Forget it! There is never any toilet paper to be found that isn’t sopping wet and is that wee? Yeah, I’ll hold it, thanks.

But one woman simply couldn’t avoid using a public toilet when she accidentally consumed two detox products she bought from a health food shop, with the combined effect of, well, losing her shit entirely.

Please enjoy this text thread, it is an absolute stinker!

We are missing a text or two here, but it appears that the poor woman has locked herself in a parent/baby cubicle in her haste to find an available toilet. Back to the story…

And that, dear readers, is your official reminder to always read the labels of all fancy health foods carefully. This has been a Public Service Announcement. Thank you for your time.

Source: Facebook/Nicole McCourt