How High Maintenance Are You? Take Our Quiz!
How High Maintenance Are You? Take Our Quiz:
| Hair | Points |
| I wash my hair every single day | 4 |
| I wash my hair 2-3 times a week | 3 |
| I wash, blowdry, style and put product in every single day | 5 |
| I wash my hair when it starts to smell like cheese | 0 |
| I put it in a ponytail and I’m done | 1 |
| I book my next appointment at the hairdresser for 4-6 weeks when I pay at the register | 5 |
| I get my hair colour from the supermarket and DYI at home | 2 |
| Do I have dark roots? Oh, that’s because I haven’t been for a year | 0 |
| I am a Pantene girl | 1 |
| I only use products recommended by my hairdresser which cost a small fortune | 5 |
| Face | |
| I try and remember to wash my face once a day with whatever soap is on hand | 0 |
| I buy stuff from the supermarket when it’s on special which I always use everyday | 3 |
| I am a 3-step cleanse, tone, moisturise girl with top shelf products | 5 |
| I book in for regular facials, microdermabrasion and any new treatment offered | 5 |
| I’ve had a facial once, I think, when someone gave me a coupon | 2 |
| I’ve been having botox since I saw my first hint of a wrinkle in my 20’s | 5 |
| I occasionally get some botox when a special occasion is coming up (don’t tell anyone) | 3 |
| I have a crack at my eyebrows myself when I absolutely have to | 2 |
| 4 weekly professional brow waxing, shaping and tinting is a must | 4 |
| Hair removal for me is done in summer only. With my other half’s razor. | 0 |
| My waxer has seen EVERY inch of me (every six weeks) | 4 |
| The only hair remaining on my body is on my head and eyebrows (lasered off baby) | 5 |
| I will NEVER touch my face with a needle | 0 |
| I secretly have had my lips done, shhh | 3 |
| Sephora, Mecca Maxima, Adore Beauty are my most coveted stores | 4 |
| I occasionally toss a bit of makeup in the shopping cart at Big W | 1 |
| I never wear makeup | 0 |
| I wear a bit of makeup most days | 2 |
| I do NOT leave the house without foundation, mascara, lip gloss, bronzer and blush | 5 |
| Nails | |
| Manicure to me: chewing off my nails when they are a bit too long | 0 |
| Occasional file and application of topcoat | 2 |
| Fortnightly trips to the salon for SNS, Acrylic or Shellac | 4 |
| Body | |
| Exercise? What is that? | 0 |
| I have a home work-out DVD that I used about 5 times | 1 |
| I forked out for a treadmill and exercise bike but I hang the washing on it now | 2 |
| Pilates once a week and yoga once a week | 3 |
| I’m at the gym 4-5 times a week sweating my ass off | 4 |
| My personal trainer’s name is Sven and I work out with him 6 days a week | 5 |
| I eat whatever the hell I want, when I want and I dare anyone to challenge me | 0 |
| I try and watch what I eat. Most of the time. Except for wine. I like wine. | 3 |
| My diet largely consists of water, raw vegetables and quinoa | 5 |
| My workout clothes come from Big W | 3 |
| My workout clothes are only ever from Lorna Jane and Lululemon | 4 |
| I’m getting a boob job soon as I have the cash saved up | 3 |
| I had a boob job done a while ago but thinking of re-doing them. A bit bigger. | 5 |
| Two for one specs from Specsavers | 1 |
| Coloured contacts to make my eyes sparkle | 2 |
| Meh I had laser surgery YEARS ago | 5 |
| A weekly massage with my therapist is a MUST | 5 |
| I go to those walk-in massage places when I’ve been in agony for a week | 3 |
| I occasionally can talk my partner into rubbing my neck for about 35 seconds | 1 |
| Clothes & Accessories | |
| I update my wardrobe twice a year with a big shop to Cotton On | 2 |
| Thongs, Trackies, my other half’s shirt……who cares | 0 |
| I’m a Forever New, Sportsgirl, Witchery girl | 3 |
| Designer Labels are the only clothing you will see on my body | 5 |
| I have had the same handbag since 1997 | 0 |
| I have a black bag, a brown bag and a clutch (somewhere, I think….) | 2 |
| My handbags are all stored in dust proof covers and I have approximately 40 of them | 5 |
| My jewellery comes from Lovisa | 1 |
| My jewellery comes from Pandora | 3 |
| My jewellery ONLY comes from Tiffany | 5 |
| My shoes can easily be selected from the range at Target and worn until dead | 0 |
| I have a pretty good selection of Converse and some heels and some nice boots | 3 |
| I have over 200 pairs of shoes in every colour combination of the universe, don’t touch | 5 |
| I consider Rexona to be a fairly good fragrance for most days | 0 |
| Brittany Spears perfume range is awesome | 2 |
| The only thing that comes between me and my sheets is Chanel No. 5 | 5 |
| My lingerie consists of mis-matched, faded, stretched BONDS | 0 |
| I always wear matching, pretty lingerie with lots of lace | 3 |
| My lingerie is La Perla | 5 |
| Lifestyle | |
| Happy to go camping in a tent, anywhere, anytime | 1 |
| I will go camping but only in a caravan. In a caravan park. With power. And an ensuite. | 3 |
| Camping for me is 5 stars at The Hilton, valet parking and a buffet breakfast. | 5 |
| I can ride a dirt bike | 1 |
| I can drive a stick shift | 1 |
| Manual only | 3 |
| My car is pretty battered, bruised and ugly but gets me from A to B | 1 |
| I am a 4-WDing soccer mum | 3 |
| Um excuse me but I will ONLY drive a European car worth more than $80K | 5 |
| Mac and Cheese, Spag Bol and Curried Sausages are regular meals on the menu | 1 |
| Scotch Fillet Steak, Fois Gras and Truffle Oil go into my shopping basket | 4 |
| Cook? We are regulars at every upmarket restaurant within 50kms | 5 |
Add Up Your Score:
0 – 22 You are about as down-to-earth and user friendly as they come
23 – 49 You are fairly low maintenance and don’t spend a fortune on yourself
50 – 70 You like to look GOOD and will work an extra job to make sure you do
71 + You are High Maintenance Baby, you better make a lot of $$$ to pay for your lifestyle
Disclaimer: The above quiz is based on zero research undertaken and is strictly tongue-in-cheek. I personally scored an embarrassingly high 97! xx
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I am off the charts with a 5, some may call ma a hillbilly