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Has Your Baby Daddy Been Lacking In Certain Departments Lately? Rent-a-Daddy Is Here To Help!

Has Your Baby Daddy Been Missing In Action Lately? Rent-a-Daddy Is Here To Help!

 

“Has your baby daddy been acting up? Does he put drugs and his mates before his kids?” If you answered ‘hell yeah’ to any of these questions then you need to check out Jake Orr’s hilarious ad, which has gone viral since he first shared it on Facebook!

Seeing a gap in the parenting market, truck driver Jake Orr is providing his ‘services’ to women whose men have been about as useful as a chocolate teapot lately!

“Has your baby daddy been acting up? Tired of him playing games?” Orr says in his cheeky social media post.

“Does he put drugs and his mates before his kids? Get yourself a rent-a-daddy!”

For a very affordable $30 an hour, Orr will do school pick-up and drop-off, attend “all sporting events” and “up to three activities of the kids’ choice”.

Not just that, but he will also provide “three hours of instructional learning of valuable life skills such as car maintenance and lawn mowing.”

And if that still doesn’t sound like the offer of a life time, for an extra amount he will even attend those dreaded family BBQ’s, change his Facebook status and will pose for selfies with you!

“Private time”, he says, is “negotiable upon application” – as long as the kids are not home or tucked into bed.

What he fails to mention is any talent for cooking or cleaning, which we all know is the quickest way to get a woman into bed!

Orr’s Facebook post has had over 1.5K shares with many eager to take him up on the offer once Australia’s borders open up. What do you think? Could you use the services of ‘rent-a-daddy?’

 

Images: Facebook/JakeJames

 

Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal Lovevintage

Chrystal is a writer and blogger who loves nothing more than watching back to back episodes of crime shows. Should she ever find herself needing to cover up a crime, she'll know exactly what to do! Her dream is to one day live in Palm Springs where she can do her writing poolside while drinking endless gin and tonics. Mum to the cutest twin boys in the world, she loves nothing more than the sound of their laughter (usually heard when they're conspiring against her). Entertainment writer and pop culture junkie, she will be bringing you all the celebrity gossip and news that your brain can handle. You can follow her blog at https://lovechrystal.com.au and on Instagram at Chrystalovevintage

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