Hot Trainer Wanted by Police Attracts Thousands of Hilariously Horny Comments on Social Media
Hot Trainer Wanted by Police Attracts Thousands of Hilariously Horny Comments on Social Media
Welsh police have shared an image of a local man wanted for drug charges which have attracted loads of attention from horny Facebook users.
More than 140,000 people have commented on the image of the appropriately named Robert Rimmer, whose soulful eyes, chiselled facial features and bulging muscles stirred their loins in ways the local constabulary could only have imagined.
Media outlet Wales Online shared the Manchester-based fitness and boxing coach’s image with the caption “Police are appealing for help to track down this wanted man. His name is Robert Rimmer and officers have warned members of the public not to approach him if they see him.”
The image of this tattooed antagonist with neatly combed hair and pouty lips quickly raced around the globe, collecting thirsty comments along the way, including:
Is this still available?
On a scale of 50 shades of grey to 69, how dangerous is he?
Can he take his shirt off I might recognise him then
This isn’t a manhunt. It’s a treasure hunt
His mug shot is my screensaver. Just to be on the safe side
Is it bad that I tried to swipe right on this and disappointed we didn’t match
Is he the reward if we find him?
It was the right decision to turn it over to women on the internet. There are at least 2,000 of us that already know his parents’ names and address, every love interest he’s ever had, and the name of his childhood dog
There’s people lost for days in the desert that are less thirsty than this comments section.
Tonight I’ve gotta pretend to be Robert Rimmer in the bedroom on the run the Mrs said so
Can we keep him if we find him?
This is a serious matter and you all are making jokes!! If he ever flees to 10546 West Holland Dr. in Chicago, Illinois I would be terrified because my husband is at work from 8 AM to 9 PM and works every weekend. I also leave all the doors and windows unlocked, & being that I am a single woman after this post, who is 5”5 dark brown eyes 160 pounds who loves to take long walks in the park and read Harry Potter novels and travels frequently I would want to be contacted at 810-542-9732 if Robert Rimmer was ever in the area at 10546 W. Holland Dr. in Chicago, Illinois last grey & white house on the corner with the white picket fence and WELCOME sign on my porch with the door unlocked!
New update, police are now looking to get suspect into protective custody
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Yes, I found where he works on Instagram. What of it?
Despite the interest of his newfound fan club, there is no word on whether Mr Rimmer has been apprehended. By the police or anyone else, for that matter.
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