Would You Rock This Camel Toe Look?

Is it just me?

Is there something wrong with my thinking that I think a camel toe should be hidden? I mean sometimes there’s no getting out of it; tight gym gear, a bikini, sometimes you accidentally have more on show than you intended. But to spend money on underwear that creates a camel toe? What the actual f%$k?

But it exists, people. AliExpress sells ‘Camel Toe Realistic Fake Vagina Underwear’ and it’s not cheap either. The pieces range from US$72.96 to US$92.62 for the umm, male version. I didn’t even know men could HAVE a camel toe. Don’t they rock a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe? Weird.

Like a lot of strange (and somewhat kinky) fads, these originated in Japan. Not altogether surprising considering men queue up to buy used knickers from vending machines but they have made their way to the Western market as well.

This posed the question – do men even want to see a camel toe? We had a house full of males last night so I put it out there: How do you feel when you see a camel toe? (A) Yeah baby, that is hot, or (B) Eww, gross – cover that shit up, or (C) somewhere in between the two?

Stuart: “Cover that shit up, it leaves NOTHING to the imagination.”

Mark: “No. Just nooooooo.” (He actually shuddered while uttering these words).

Kevin: “Well, I’m not going to lie. I’m going to look. But it’s tacky.”

Mark then asked me why wasn’t I surveying women for their thoughts but I pointed out that I believed the only reason women would be choosing to wear these silicone, fake flaps would be to attract the attention of a man. So I just didn’t go there.

They even come in a range of shades to suit your ethnicity (although one can only assume that they would be removed once you got down to the funky business)?

I feel like these would be uber sweaty too as they’re made of silicone but that aside there are just SO many things wrong with this I can’t even…