The Best Advent Calendars for Mums Who are More Naughty Than Nice!
Lovehoney Launch Their Limited-Edition Adult Advent Calendars for 2022
Let me preface this by saying ordinarily, people who start banging on about Christmas the minute September hits, elicit anything but excitement from me. So, normally it would pain me to have to write about anything related to the impending festive season this early in the year. BUT, when it comes to the much-anticipated Lovehoney advent calendars, I’m more than happy to make an exception. Firstly, they are insanely good value for money (as I’ll show you shortly), and secondly, these adult advent calendars are so popular, that if I wait a month or two to tell you about them, they’ll all have sold out.! YES, they are that good! But don’t take my word for it…have a look for yourself!
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Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Price: $275
Value: $680+
Bursting at the seams with toys to tickle your fancy and raise those pulses, this bountiful buzz-filled bonanza is our best yet.
Take home a little of everything you could dream of (and maybe a few things you haven’t considered yet), with this shareable assortment of vibrators, anal toys, bondage treats and sensory toys.
There are 24 thrilling days of play to enjoy, topped off with the pièce de résistance – the beloved Womanizer Liberty – worth $149.95 on its own. Part of Womanizer’s world-famous collection, the Womanizer Liberty uses contactless stimulation to wow those sensitive clitoral nerve endings.
Whether you’re looking for ways to spice up foreplay, explore BDSM, or just have your best orgasm yet, it’s the perfect present to share with the one you love to love, all month long.
- Amazing value 24-piece sex toy advent calendar for sexy couple’s play
- Includes both penis- and vulva-centric toys with plenty of options for all
- Includes a Womanizer Liberty worth $149.95 alone, for delicious clitoral stimulation
- Perfect for exploring sensory play, bondage and massage with your partner
- A gift idea for the one you love to love
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Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Price: $160
Value: $400+
f you have a vulva (or want to treat someone who does), this kit has you covered. Ready to deliver overflowing delight, this 12-piece gift set is full to the brim with exciting sex toys and sensory treats.
Discover new ways to play with this sexy smorgasbord of offerings. Take pleasure from teasing vibes and anal toys, to sensual experience enhancers and shareable fun.
The pièce de résistance is a Womanizer Starlet 3 – worth $119.95 on its own. That’s good, but not as good as 12 ongoing days of thrills to add a little extra sizzle to your relationship, or to carve out some alone time and play your way through all the goodies in your box.
- Amazing value gift box for vulva owners to bring you mind-blowing shared and solo sessions
- Includes a Womanizer Starlet 3 worth $119.95 for feather-light clitoral delights
- Enjoy all-over body stimulation with nipple suckers, clitoral vibes, anal toys and orgasm balm
- Bullet vibe adds extra intensity to 3 of the included toys
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Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Price: $180
Value: $360+
Ready to deliver overflowing satisfaction, this 12-piece gift set is full to the brim with exciting sex toys for penises and bums. Did we mention it’s worth nearly $369?
Discover a new, favourite way to play when you explore this smorgasbord of sexy offerings, from cock rings and butt plugs to strokers and vibes.
The pièce de résistance is Blowmotion’s Dual-Entrance Real-Feel Vibrator – worth $109.95 to take home on its own. That’s good, but not as good as 12 ongoing days of thrills to add a little extra sizzle to your relationship, or to carve out some alone time and play your way through all the goodies in your box.
- Amazing value gift box for penis owners to bring you mind-blowing shared and solo sessions
- Includes a Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Vibrating Male Masturbator worth $109.95 for real-feel delights
- Vibrating toys all rechargeable for enjoyment again and again
- Bullet vibe adds extra intensity to 5 of the included toys
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Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Price: $120
Value: $180+
Send your lover into orbit with the 7 Nights of Temptation calendar featuring seven of our sexiest lingerie pieces and accessories. Hidden behind each door is another element to add to your erotic ensemble, for out-of-this-world midnight seduction.
Worth over $180 combined, this gorgeous collection of gift-wrapped treats includes everything you need for frisky frolics, from a sheer mesh tie-front bra to a matching eye mask and scented candle.
- Irresistibly sexy lingerie calendar, ideal for a romantic gift or a treat for yourself
- Mystery doors reveal seven seductive sheer mesh lingerie pieces and accessories, worth over $180
- Experience thrilling surprises together as you open each new door
- Gift box with celestial-inspired print and black satin ribbons for a luxurious feel
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Lovehoney Plus Size 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar
Price: $120
Value: $180+
Worth over $180 combined, this gorgeous collection of gift-wrapped treats includes everything you need for frisky frolics, from a sheer mesh tie-front bra to a matching eye mask and scented candle.
Set the mood over the course of the week opening one door at a time or, if the anticipation is just too much, reveal all at once for an irresistible, instant ‘get-me-to-the-bedroom’ look.
The perfect treat for lingerie lovers or romantic gift for your special other, this sensational selection of sexy surprises is certain to set the night alight.
- Irresistibly sexy lingerie calendar, ideal for a romantic gift or a treat for yourself
- Mystery doors reveal seven seductive sheer mesh lingerie pieces and accessories, worth over $180
- Experience thrilling surprises together as you open each new door
- Gift box with celestial-inspired print and black satin ribbons for a luxurious feel
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Jolene
Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.
