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Bride Asks Maid of Honour to Delay Boob Job Until After Wedding

Bride Asks Maid of Honour to Delay Boob Job Until After Wedding

We will never get enough of ridiculous stories about the absurd demands that brides make, and here is another one!

A woman has asked her maid of honour if she would mind putting off her already-scheduled breast surgery until after her wedding.

At first, when I glanced at this story, I thought “fair enough”. No one wants someone post-op wandering drugged-up through their ceremony with draining tubes and what-not hanging out of their bridesmaid’s dress. But no, no, that’s not what’s happening here at all. Because the surgery is scheduled for the end of May, and the wedding is in September!

No, the reason that the bride wants her maid of honour to reschedule her breast enhancement surgery until after the wedding is that she’s concerned her friend’s new boobs will outshine her on her big day.

Happy to share the drama-filled shemozzle with the good folks over at r/Bridezillas, the anonymous maid of honour penned this post:

Bride asked me to put off my boob job from r/bridezillas

Now, I’ve written before about bridesmaids making dramatic body-altering changes right before someone else’s wedding, suggesting that they perhaps wait until after the event so as not to ruin someone’s carefully (and expensively) designed aesthetic on their big day.

But this is not one of those changes that should be reconsidered before someone’s wedding. Unless, of course, this breast enhancement is something that is going to end up on Botched by Christmas. If we are talking rockmelon-proportions then maybe reconsider, but a normal breast enhancement is totally fine.

Naturally, others put their 2c worth to the maid of honour in the comments, with this response absolutely nailing it:

“I’d tell her she’s being a shallow unreasonable bitch and if she wants to keep my respect she’ll drop the whole “I have to be the hottest OMG” routine and celebrate her wedding with her loved ones because she, you know, loves them.

Honestly, if I knew I was only invited because I was deemed “not too hot,” as indicated by the exclusion of your other bestie… That says a lot about her as a person and I’d be telling her to grow up or fuck off.”

Good advice.

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

One comment

  1. I wonder if the Matron of Honour’s dress has already been made / bought. It would have to be alterred if that is possible or a new one bought and may be impossible to get one to match the dresses of the others. If that is the case I can understand the bride’s request..also if there is going to be obvious scarring and it will show, or that it won’t have healed before the wedding and there is a risk of her being bumped

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