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Simply 36 People With Unfortunate Names That Are Certain to Make You Giggle

Simply 36 People With Unfortunate Names That Are Certain to Make You Giggle

Look, we all understand that naming your baby is a big task fraught with unforeseen problems. Besides actually agreeing on a name, you have to make sure that it flows nicely with the surname. You have to ensure that the initials don’t spell a rude word, or that the name can be rhymed with something rather grotty. You have to be imaginative, but not too boring.

Most of all though, you have to make sure that your child’s name isn’t so unfortunate that it ends up on the internet in lists like this one.

Before we begin, we do recognise that some of these are so cringeworthy that they may be entirely fictional. They are still hilarious names though, so please just enjoy.

1. Imagine being called a fat ho every day of your life?

2. Poor Ram, I bet he’s heard all the jokes while driving his taxi

3. Kash is a lovely name, unless your last name is….

4. Ohh dear

5. I bet if Ana had to make her own name badge, she would have left off her initial

6. Not sure if we’re meant to feel sorry for Jeremy or Flavour…

7. Poor Gaye probably gets a lot of unwanted attention

8. Best get a wax then, Harry

9. We can see why she is involved with a Mental Health Foundation with a name like that

10. Don’t we all

11. At least it’s a happy one

12. Who wants to live with Dr Pornsak over here?

13. Surely this one is a little bit fake, no?

14. Dr Grossweiner the Dermatologist, we imagine he’s seen some things

15. I dunno, Long seems kinda chuffed with his name

16. This is an oldie but a goodie

17. An absolute cracker of a name!

18. Poor Diana

19. *cringe*

20. Hopefully, this one has been photoshopped and that his name is really Lucious Busey

21. Looks like this doctor is in the right profession

22. Maybe Steve here needs to see the good doctor from the previous pic

23. oh dear

24. These are just getting worse

25. I may have spoken too soon…

26. Do parents not think at all?

27. Maybe each parent thought of their favourite thing to name their daughter?

28. yum!

29. It just gets worse

30. You’d change your name though, right?

31. Or at least use your first name instead of your initials?

32. couldn’t get much worse for poor Anurag here

33. *snorts*

34. Surely not?

35. We genuinely feel bad for Dr Shit.

36. Perhaps this would have been a good opportunity to go by Richard instead



Which one did you laugh at the most?

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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