This Insanely Decorated House is so Fabulously Unique That Even the Real Estate Agent Struggled to Describe It
They say that when it is time to list your home for sale, you must remove as much of your personality from the decor as you can. This is so that the new buyers are able to see themselves living in the house, and can imagine their own possessions in the space.
It seems that no one bothered to tell the owners of this home in Detroit, Michigan, in the US. While the property is absolutely immaculate, outside and in, it is overwhelmingly personalised. From the decorations on the stair bannisters to a Statue of David in the shower recess, there is so much to see in this house that it is like one of those hidden objects books.
No surface is left uncluttered. No wall undecorated. If there is an empty patch of grass, there is a statue on it. Mirrors, mirrors everywhere!
Even the real estate agent tasked with selling this beloved home struggled to find the words to describe it, with the listing text reading only this:
“Welcome to the property that’s too unique for a proper description… you have to SEE it before it’s gone. Set an appointment today.”
He’s right though, please enjoy the images from this lovingly decorated and utterly pristine home. Can you see yourself living here?
The entryway leads to what can only be described as the white piano room, where all the silver objets d’art are kept.
If you thought you needed sunglasses with all the bright white touches in these rooms, wait until you get a load of the kitchen.
The matching breakfast nook featuring outdoor furniture painted a fetching shade of lime has to be seen to be believed.
After your coffee has settled, it is usually time to visit the bathroom. The carpeted bathroom. With green metalwork birds to knock over on your way to the basin. And invisible perspex shelves to whack your arm on on the way out.
The owners have fully kitted out their basement to resemble some sort of outdoor Elvis Presley tribute show.
The outdoor space is also heavily personalised with fake flowers and white wrought iron as far as the eye can see. So comfy!
We have saved the very best for last for you. The name of this property is Lion Gate Estate!
We’re sure these images do not do this immaculately presented property justice and that it is infinitely more beautiful in real life. We hope the vendors receive an equally attractive offer within the week.
You can see the full listing with plenty more images here.