Unfortunate Man Eats 8 Fibre Health Bars Before Embarking on Horror 10 Hour Car Ride With Family
As far as horror stories go, this one almost topped the list of the worst ever with the words “10 hour car ride with family”. But no, the real reason this tale is so horrific is due to our protagonist scoffing 8 whole health bars before hopping in the car, resulting in a very gassy, incredibly stinky road trip.
Sharing the tale to Reddit’s TIFU (Today I Fucked Up) sub, the unfortunate gentleman told his account of the car ride he took across Canada last year, inflicting his poor family with the contents of his digestive system the whole way.
His post wracked up almost fifty thousand upvotes and literally hundreds of awards that people actually spend real money on, that was how incredibly awful and yet ridiculously funny his story was.
Please enjoy this man’s account of his terrible, no good, very bad day. It’s a long one, but it’s well worth a read.
I, for one, would like to thank this man for experiencing this so we don’t have to. We can all learn from his poor error of judgement, and make sure that we steer clear of eating far too many health bars in one sitting.
As mentioned above, the punters absolutely loved this story — as is often the case with fart stories of all kinds — and shared their joy in the comments section.
“Genuinely wheezing with laughter over here. And picturing him sobbing and farting while the rest of his family awkwardly lean out the car windows,” imagined one commenter.
“Thank you for what is undeniably the best laugh I’ve had this year. I needed that. I think we all did,” added another.
“Could only read 2-3 sentences at a time. Frequent breaks needed as I was laughing too hard to read and my wife was yelling at me to stop shaking the couch with laughter.”
Like our previous story about a woman destroying a public toilet after accidentally eating two health products, let this be a lesson for all of us.