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Hilariously Honest Kids’ Valentine’s Day Cards

hilarious kids valentine's cards

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, no doubt some of us will have the pleasure of being presented with a handmade card from our little people.  Some are funny, some are cute, but there is one thing you can generally rely on – it’ll be heartfelt and honest…sometimes a little too honest!

Take a look at some of the funniest and most awkwardly honest Valentine’s cards written by children:

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Congratulations to Mum for not burping at the bus stop!

Source: ViralNova

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I love you with all my butt!

Source: OddStuffMagazine

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Mum and Dad – you are lucky to be alive!

Source: Onlinehomeserver

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Second place goes to Mrs Johnson – for being good with the force!


Source: Valentines 2015

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I bet invisible unicorns follow you around!

Source: Weddbook


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Thank you for feeding me so I don’t die!

Source: PaoloJacopomedda

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I love you more than sushi!

Source: Huffington Post

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Keeping up soldier morale!

Source: Meatball Candy

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All the cute!

Source: Distractify

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Next in line!

Source: Distractify

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No more baked beans for Daddy!


Source: Weddbook


Don’t forget to share any funny Valentines Day cards you receive on Saturday with me on my Facebook page!



Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.

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