Apparently All Mums Do These Things and TBH, I Think They Might Be Right
Apparently All Mums Do These Things and TBH, I Think They Might Be Right
It’s never wise to generalise a whole section of the community into one homogenous stereotype, but apparently, all mums are pretty much the same everywhere.
Who’d have thought that once we all reach a certain stage in our lives, we tend to merge into one basic Mum Personality complete with standard issue Mum Uniform and the latest Mum Software installed in our brains?
I mean, obviously, we all have our own individualities shining through. Our passions, hobbies, likes and dislikes are all still in there, just as they always were. But somehow, somewhere along the way, we started talking like our own mothers. We might not always choose to wear the crown of our people with pride and dignity, but that doesn’t mean that we don’t still have it shoved in a cupboard somewhere.
We are mums. And deep down, we know we are all the same.
Here’s proof.
Why do moms always get in line and be like “stay right here ima go get something” like bro no please
— DaBoiSaulitoo (@SaulitoDaBoi) June 18, 2021
Why do moms get so angry when they are cleaning the house ?😭😭
— Aamir Ali (@ValarMorguilis) December 31, 2020
Why do moms always have hour long conversations with people they run into from highschool? In twenty years imma see an old friend, hit a quick dab and keep walking
— Goose (@Fujyno) December 20, 2020
why do moms always have their phone on the highest brightness
— uncle clout (@cloutdadddy) December 4, 2020
why do moms always ask if ppl liked my hair at school 😂😂
— ♋︎ (@trapohontasss) January 17, 2021
why do moms always end texts with “…” it’s so ominous
— L (@damonalbarngf) May 30, 2022
why do moms know EVERTHING THIS IS SO CREEPY THEY JUST KNOW
— anger (@surajhdukhi) August 9, 2022
why do moms always text like they hate you? i could text my mom that i won a million dollars and i’m taking her to italy for a year and she’d just respond “nice.”
— space cowgirl (@razorgxrl) September 21, 2020
why does every mom have a phone case like this pic.twitter.com/FGwePqFayk
— jade (@Jaded_feathers) May 21, 2020
WHY DO MOMS ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO HOLD YOUR PHONE WHEN YOURE SHOWING THEM SOMETHING LIKE THAT SHIT GIVES ME ANXIETY
— .✨مینیی//manisha (@manishahemanixx) October 24, 2020
why do moms always ask when you’re going to work like you don’t have the same schedule every week 😭
— Samantha Granados (@Samantha4401) October 9, 2021
Why do moms always say “You better eat this while it’s still hot!” as if microwaves do not exist.
— BeckyQuecky🧋 (@beckyquecky) August 25, 2021
Why do moms have a super power where they just know where shit is. I spent 30 minutes searching for something at my Grammy’s place and my mom texted me and was like oh hmm idk maybe check this and she was 100% correct in less than 20 seconds.
— yeehaw 💕 (@queermomfriend) August 8, 2022
why do moms always make us cry when we are on the verge of tears? i swear, i hear her voice & i lose it.
— pushing daisies (@stellar_eller_) May 26, 2021
Why do moms always put their needs last until it’s too late and basically an emergency 🙃
— Mandy🦕🦖🏳️🌈 (@Mandyy1211) August 9, 2022
Told ya, didn’t I? If you don’t do at least a couple of these things, I bet you know a fellow mum who does!
Wear the Mum Crown with pride, ladies. We’ve earned it, all of us.
Jill Slater
Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!
