Hilarious Parents Reveal What Their Babies Would Have Been Called If They Were Named After the Reason for Their Conception
We’ve heard lots of unusual baby names in our time. Some are fun and quirky, others not so much.
Some babies are named after the city, state or country they were conceived in, like Paris, Brooklyn, London, India, and Dakota.
Others are named after their parent’s favourite fruit and vegetables, for example, Apple, Kale, Clementine, Olive and Huckleberry.
But what if parents named their children after the reason they were conceived in the first place?
Canadian blogger and funny mum Bunmi Laditan shared a tweet that had many parents in stitches, prompting them to include their own examples of what they could call their children if they were named after the reason for their conception:
If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.”
— Honest Toddler’s Mom (@HonestToddler) November 22, 2017
Mine would be named “taco truck fight” and “mommy’s birthday mimosas”
— Dominique Matti (@mominiquematti) November 22, 2017
My kids are older so: Blockbuster New Release Wall, and The Military’s Gonna Pay for this one
— Tom McCarthy (@jrpwrrngr01) November 22, 2017
My beautiful girls, 7yo He Bought Me Diamonds, and 5yo Anniversary Champagne
— Elizabeth Estes (@eestes30) November 22, 2017
That’s it, Faulty Military Birth Control…if you can’t respect Gotta Give The Oldest A Sibling’s toys you can’t play with them anymore.
— Brianna Turner (@BriannaTurner32) November 22, 2017
I would be shouting “Hey Grey Goose and Beyonce, stop fighting” all day
— Love.Music.Mommy. (@lovemusicmommy) November 22, 2017
A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let’s Be Parents Cause It’ll Be Fun!
— Sarah Davies (@francesthoughts) November 22, 2017
That’s why I have two dogs named “Test Kid” and “Hard Pass.”
— Sara K (@DinnerClubRVA) November 22, 2017
Mine would be … “Clock is Ticking” and “Rhythm Method”
— Michele Matthews (@msmatt1017) November 22, 2017
😂😂😂😂 Hey, Too Much Tequila, I need you to babysit The Doctor Said I Would Never Get Pregnant Again while I go to the liquor store.
— Jess (@Big_Neffy) November 22, 2017
“hey, DesperateForaBaby, keep WowThatWasEasierThanIThought away from Surpriseat43”
— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) November 22, 2017
Hey, Grad School Snow Storm, I need you to pick up Movie Night from school and make sure you’re home in time to watch Actually Planned and Bad Math.
— Trey Herweck (@therweck) November 22, 2017
Hey Just The Tip stop teasing Condom Slipped Off After, I want you to set a good example for Didn’t Study Fertility Awareness Method Long Enough
— Vulnerability Hangover™ (@SewSoDef) November 22, 2017
“Day Drinking” is due in May! 😂😂😂
— Megan (@megan4unc) November 22, 2017
Mine would be named “Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing.”
— Kit (@Liger_Kitten) November 22, 2017
Meet the twins, Holy Crap IVF is Exhausting and That Was Insane, Better Put Two In to Make Sure
— (((Tom Adcox))) (@tomadcox) November 22, 2017
“Midlife Crisis and Didn’t Want to Go Back to Work look forward to welcoming their baby sister Bookclub Picked Fifty Shades.”
— SOKelley (@SiobhanKelley) November 23, 2017
How many Netflix and Chill’s would be born by 2020 I wonder 🤔
— Chanty (@CodeName_Petty) November 22, 2017
My children’s baby names would be “The House Is Too Quiet”, “17 Months is a Good Gap”, “I Guess So” and “Powderfinger Sunsets Tour 2010”.
What would your children’s names be?
Source: Twitter/Honest Toddler’s Mom