People Share the Funny Things You Can Say During Sex and Also at IKEA

A woman named Kayla has asked people on Twitter one of life’s most profound questions. No, not what the meaning of our existence could be, or how to solve world peace. No, Kayla asked what things you could say both during sex and while visiting the epic Swedish housewares store IKEA.

What’s something you can say during sex and at IKEA?

— Kayla Chow Show (@KaylaChowShow) August 31, 2020

She responded with her own suggestions first:

I need better instructions.

— Kayla Chow Show (@KaylaChowShow) August 31, 2020

Mom? What are you doing here?

— Kayla Chow Show (@KaylaChowShow) September 1, 2020

Soon, she was inundated with hilarious responses from funny people all over the internet.

This is much sturdier than I expected!

— Steve Blum (@blumspew) August 31, 2020

I would tell my friends about this but I will never be able to pronounce it.

— President Warren G. Harding (@PopeAwesomeXIII) September 1, 2020

I’m already done, why can’t I just get out of here?

— William Lawrence (@wlawrence71) September 1, 2020

When I did this with your sister, I was in and out in 10 minutes

— H-Dawg (@HTownHarold) August 31, 2020

This came together so much cleaner in the cartoon instructions

— Dr. Jacob Glanville (@CurlyJungleJake) August 31, 2020

Well, this is a waste of a Saturday.

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) August 31, 2020

It looked bigger online. ?

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 31, 2020

It won’t come unscrewed

That’s the nicest hardwood I’ve felt recently

Are you sure this bed’s strong enough?

Not sure I like the shape, but it feels nice to the touch

I think it’s a bit too soft

At least you’ve come in the right entrance this time

— Martin Morrey (@martinmorrey) August 31, 2020

“Look Dave, we both know you’ll give up half way through and I’ll end up doing it myself”

— The Original Twitflup! (@TheRealFlups) August 31, 2020

Sit on it and let me know if it’s comfortable.

— Simon Doherty (@oldspeak1) August 31, 2020

But someone named Jonathon really nailed it with his replies:

It’s more comfortable without the protective plastic

If you keep shoving that in something is gonna break

I need a map or I’m gonna get lost in here

If we keep going I’m going to need a nap

I don’t see why your mother should be involved

God has forsaken us

— Jonathan (@jonbledore) September 1, 2020

Don’t just lay there, move around on it and see if it feels right

You just snapped it

I don’t think it supports that much weight

Please stop instagramming this

Strap that on and help me out

I thought we only had to do this once right after we got married

— Jonathan (@jonbledore) September 1, 2020

You can’t spend the night here

Just because we’re married doesn’t mean I have to do this with you

If we come out of this with more children then someone messed up

If you hit me in the face with that thing one more time…

Only one of us is really enjoying this

— Jonathan (@jonbledore) September 1, 2020

Which one did you like best? Have you got one of your own to share? Tell us in the comments!

Source: Twitter/Kayla Chow Show