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“The Lady Will Have a Salad. I Don’t Want to Be 50 and Married to a Fatty”

“The Lady Will Have a Salad. I Don’t Want to Be 50 and Married to a Fatty”

These appalling words sparked a mix of laughter and disgust when a woman shared the story of her first and last date with a potential new partner recently.

We are still not 100% sure what he was thinking at that moment when he decided to fly all the red flags at once in the middle of that steakhouse, but his intentions were surely not to impress his date, or anyone else within earshot, for that matter.

Sharing her shocking story with the r/TwoXChromosomes community on Reddit, the woman explained the circumstances surrounding the ridiculous words that fell out of this man’s face.

This guy asked me on a date and took me to a steakhouse he said had been wanting to check out. When the waitress came to take our order he ordered a tomahawk steak plus two sides and then told the waitress “the lady will have a salad”. My jaw dropped. I told him I didn’t know if he was joking or maybe trying to be “gentleman-like” but I can order myself whatever I decide to eat.

He then said he expects the women he dates to take care of themselves and be feminine, not eat 100 grams of fat in one sitting in front of him because “that’s not feminine”. “You’re very hot but this is a red flag for me. I know women who look like you and the moment they land a man they let themselves go. I don’t want to be 50 and married to a fatty. That’s why men cheat”.

Lmfao, talk about red flags. The whole thing was so offensive but I couldn’t help but burst out laughing because he was just beyond ridiculous and so full of himself. I told him his behaviour was off-putting and thanked him for showing me so quick who he really was. He said “I don’t have to apologise for knowing what I want” and when I was getting up to leave he told me he has Bitcoin and I’ll never have another chance to “snatch” another man like him. I said, “that’s the idea” and left.

I’m still laughing about it.

Yikes! He is certainly a man best avoided at all costs!

The young woman returned to her post to give an update and answer a few questions that Redditors had left for her about her date with the alpha cryptobro:

First date, met him at a coworker’s BBQ. I walked out before ordering anything, stayed there for less than 10 minutes. Drove to my sister’s home, ate homemade lasagne and watched a movie with my nieces. The waitress didn’t find it funny at all either but she was working and being professional, but you could tell though… On the table next to us was an elderly couple and the woman was looking daggers at him. I pissed myself laughing at his face then again while telling the story to my sister and then my friends. I’m loving the comments because I’m in stitches and because I know he uses the reddit finance subs so chances are he might be reading this since it’s getting so many upvotes.

What a loser. Our heroine definitely dodged that bullet!

It makes you wonder though, how often has that approach worked for him in the past? He seemed so confident that this plan is normal and not at all misogynistic and totally deranged, it must have been successful for him on other occasions.

At least he’s letting women know who he is right away, so he’s efficient if nothing else!



Source: Reddit, freepik and Giphy

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Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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