Wife Sells Tiffany Jewellery From Her Husband’s Mistress on a Facebook Selling Page
What do you do when your husband’s mistress sends you a pair of Tiffany earrings? Well I know what I would do, but this Sydney woman decided to sell them super cheap on a Facebook selling page. She said there’s no way she’s ‘inserting anything into any of my holes that have also been in hers.’ Alrighty then.
The diamond earrings from Tiffany usually retail for over $400 but the scorned woman put them up for just $200. The post on Facebook explained that the price was drastically reduced because they had been sent to her from her husband’s mistress.
“It was quite the surprise when they were posted to me, with a darling little note explaining that they would look much better on me,” the Sydney wife explained. “Well, duh. Nice one Captain Obvious.
“As much as a lovely gesture it was from the woman who has made my life hell, I have no desire to insert anything into any of my holes that have also been in hers.”
The infidelity was discovered when she was going through her husband’s bank accounts and noticed the purchase from the famous jeweller.
“I can confirm they were purchased in November and valued at $400 so you are getting quite the bargain,” the woman wrote.
“I’m sure chlamydia of the ear piercing isn’t a thing, so you should be safe. Although I highly advise a decent disinfectant.
“Pick up [Sydney suburb]. Bring wine too.”
Her post attracted a lot of comments from people who found it hilarious.
“This is gold,” one commenter wrote, while another said the woman had an incredible “sales pitch.”
“Post of the day, you go girl,” a third said.
You go girl indeed!