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This NSFW Post-Sex Clean up Product Is So Horrifying It Should Be Banned Immediately

This NSFW Post-Sex Clean up Product Is So Horrifying It Should Be Banned Immediately

Every now and then someone goes and invents something that really wasn’t necessary. This is one of those times.

Some dead-set genius has decided that what women of the world really want is a sponge on a stick with which to clean themselves after sex in order to not ruin the post-coital moment.

A lollipop looking clean up tool to shove up there to give everything a good clean out like a toilet brush.

Here is an actual advert for this abomination.

Oh goodness fuck, no.

That is the very last thing any woman would want up there right after sex.

The product was discovered on Twitter late last year right before 2020 descended us into the very depths of hell, proving that this product might have been but a taste of what this year was going to look like for many.

The internet, for once, was not divided in their opinion of this product. There was mostly confusion, but also general ridicule.

And then there is this very disturbing product feedback from a satisfied woman named Connie.

Connie, no.

I think that might be enough internet today for me. This is all too much.

 

Would you use this product? Really? 

 

 

Jill Slater

Jill Slater

Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!

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